kelly osbourne is under arrest

Kelly Osbourne was arrested outside a London club after slapping a gossip columnist who called her boyfriend “stupid”.   Which, when you consider he's the mincing gaywad in the picture above, seems kind but whatever.  Us magazine says…

Witnesses claim Osbourne threw a fit at London club Punk after gossip writer Zoe Griffin taunted her and continued to insult her and Worrall.Osbourne went with her lawyers to a central London police station voluntarily earlier this month."We can confirm a 24-year-old woman attended a central London police by appointment on Jan. 2," a Metropolitan Police spokesperson said in a statement. "She was arrested for common assault relating to an alleged incident in Soho in the early hours of Aug. 29."

Kelly is a fat pig and I hate her but this time she was right.  If someone is standing there insulting you again and again you should have every right to smack them.  People are all prissy about violence, but it’s a surprisingly effective solution to many of life’s confrontations.  Like here for example.  Let's say some mouthy jackass is shouting a barrage of insults at your girlfriend.  Well, this whiskey bottle would like to present a counter-argument.  It starts like this: thunk.