kim kardashian is not helping

People magazine needed a fat girl to ask about Jessica Simpsons new "curvy" figure, and that could mean only one thing: Kirstie Alley.  Oh okay so it could mean more than one thing.

Kim Kardashian is coming to Jessica Simpson's defense – one curvy girl to another – following a slew of reports ridiculing Simpson's fuller figure.In an exclusive interview with PEOPLE Wednesday, Kardashian, 28, said, "Call me crazy, but when I saw the picture, I was like, 'Oh my God, Jessica looks hot!'"No stranger herself to barbs about her own curvy physique, Kardashian says, "It doesn't really bother me anymore. I love curves. Being super skinny just isn't attractive to me. When I saw that picture, I knew everyone was going to say something. And I thought, 'You know what? Leave Jessica alone!' She's fabulous, she's a really sweet girl, and I admire her for putting up with it."

It may not be the most flattering thing in the world when a media outlet needs a comment about someone who looks like hell and everyone is making fun of, and they turn to you.  For example if they did a story about guys who can't satisfy women in bed, and they looked at me and said, "that must be frustrating", and then put a microphone in my face and waited for a comment.  I can't help but feel that you're implying something.  

(the jess pictures – from splash – are from yesterday but she did a good job at hiding her bod)