LINDSAY AND SAM DO NOTHING BUT FIGHT

Lindsay Lohan and her bf Sam Ronson have been fighting nonstop for months now, but Saturday the New York Post said it has reached new levels as of late, with them having shouting matches in front of bums in dirty alleys and even Lindsay punching Sam right in her dick fist fighting in hotel hallways.

…on New Year's Eve, the couple went nuclear and started screaming at each other while hosting a party at Mansion. The fight spilled out into an alley behind the club, where Lohan screeched at Ronson, "When I storm off, you are supposed to follow me!" Our spy said, "It was a really gross alley. There was a bum eating a sandwich watching the whole thing. Lindsay was really unstable and flipping out." After Lohan and Ronson went back to the hotel, several sources heard crashing sounds and screaming coming from their room until the fight spilled out into the hallways at about 11 a.m. "They were punching each other – it was bad," a spy said. "And they were doing this in front of all of us. It was scary." At one point, Lohan dropped to her knees and cried, "Why are you doing this to me?" And Sam just said, "I don't know you." Eventually hotel security was called and photos were taken of the girls' "trashed" room. "Mirrors were broken and it was a complete mess," another spy said.

In Sam's defense, it is pretty annoying when you’re at the hotel and the girl on her knees in front of you starts crying.  Like it's my fault she dropped out of high school.  Look, do you want the 20 dollars or not?