Even with minimal effort, Lindsay Lohan stepped onto Miami beach yesterday and proved she can still smash every girl in Hollywood in a bikini contest. She's just so GD good at being a girl. Skinny, huge tits, super long hair. She's everything a girl is supposed to be, with the added bonus that she'll get high and lick kitty. To the best of my knowledge I’ve never had sex with her, but I'm sure the answer to everything in bed is Yes. Anal? Yes. ATM? Why not. Swallow? Let's do it! She's like an amusement park for grownups.
(picture source = splash news)
Yup.
First btw.
shes disgusting
Drug thin. No tone. And clearly shopped in the banner.
Oh, and she's an STD farm.
those tits dont hang right and the freckly labia doesnt do it for me
She's everything a girl is supposed to be
Your idea of a perfect woman is so twisted I have no words. Seriously you find that hot?
Happy new 1 every1
Lindsay can still kill
itherself.Red hot.
Where is this chick's hips? Aren't women supposed to have hips? And them titties are droopin'. Guess Sam is suckling a little too hard these days…
In other news, the Pacific ocean had to be drained
They'll never get the smell off of those fish!
"…proved she can still smash every girl in Hollywood in a bikini contest."
what in the FUCK are you talking about. this cunt is nasty. there's plenty of chicks in Hollywood that can kick this nasty bitch's ass. Jessica Biel, Megan Fox, fucking even the old ass Nicollette Sheridan. droopy titted, no hip having, carpet muching skin cancered twat with no fucking talent. fuck her and her whole family.
i'd probably still hit it in my younger days.
So this is it huh? This is the best we could do for hot celebrity bimbos in bikinis for new year's? You disappoint me.
She's been photographed in that bathing suit already. She must be running out of money if she can't afford a new one.
I'd hit it. I bet It'd be like sticking your cock in a tornado.
That maybe true, JewishSurfer, but she is showing the first TOE in 2009….2nd to last pic…
Twenty years down the road, her tits will resemble fried eggs nailed to a wall.
Some of those pics are really small. If I wanted to look at girls through a pair of binoculars I'd go to my local
kindergartenbeach.Too skinny
At one time, pre-meltdown, she was something. Now…
(nice one Bulb)
Her bellybutton is freakisly high. It's in the middle where her abs should be. And I agree with everyone else; if I'm going to hit something with saggy boobs she could at least have some curves. I'm afraid I would cut myself on her pelvis. Oh and she'd need a bag over her face….not really into looking at trainwrecks.