marmaduke and huckleberry grylls

Bear Grylls stages part of his show "Man vs Wild" of course, but he's graduated from Eton and the University of London, earned a second dan black belt in Shotokan karate, served three years in the UK Special Forces and only left when he did because his parachute ripped on a jump one day in Africa and he broke his back. He rehabbed for 18 months, then climbed Mt Everest, the youngest person to ever do so.  He did all this before he was even 24.  I couldn’t buy a soft taco when I was 24. Adding to all this is that he has a son named Marmaduke, and now, a son named Huckleberry. That’s right. Like the cartoon dogs.

The British television host and his wife Shara have welcomed a new pup to their pack – a baby boy born Thursday.  The couple's third child, Huckleberry Edward Jocelyne Grylls, weighed in at 7 lbs., 7 oz., according to a rep the star's Discovery Channel series Man vs. Wild.

HE … BIT … THE HEAD … OFF A SNAKE … AND FUCKING ATE IT.  He ate the snake.  While it was alive.  He fashioned a net out of a stick and optimism, then caught a snake and bit off its fucking head.  Uh, who gives a shit if he stayed in a motel the night before or gives his kids goofy names, he's still way more man than I'll ever be.  Just like Mariah Carey.