menace in a bunny hat

The reason people think Paris Hilton is a spoiled selfish bitch is because Paris Hilton is a spoiled selfish bitch.  Here, watch, the AP and I will prove it…

Word comes to us late on a Sunday night at the Sundance Film Festival that Paris Hilton left the Hollywood Life House gifting suite with 30 bags — 30 bags — stuffed full of free merchandise from Whiting & Davis, which makes metal mesh material and accessories.Even the publicity people representing the Hollywood Life House seemed aghast, noting in a press release that the Hilton hotel heiress did it, “without shame.” And we’re wondering why she’s even here. It’s not like she’s in a movie at the festival.In the middle of a global financial crisis with people losing their savings, losing their jobs, losing their homes, Paris Hilton – worth tens of millions, at the least — walks off with 30 bags of free merchandise. It is, at the least, shameful. Right?

Well, maybe she took it to give to the less fortunate, those with no metal accessories at all.  We don’t know.  It’s like when that minority wanted to fight me, and I ran away and went home and packed up and moved to a new town.  It’s not because I was scared.  I’ve heard a lot of nice things about this town.