These pictures of Matthew McConaughey's girlfriend Camila Alves and their son Levi are frustrating because that stupid kid is in every shot. I think we all feel the sexual chemistry between me and these pictures, but that little bastard had to go cock block. It didn't help that some other girl weaseled her way into some of the pics, even though she's not super hot with big tits like Camila. Listen up ladies, if you're not super hot with big tits, you should just stay home. That’s also the tag line on my eHarmony profile, if you were wondering.
Nice
very, very nice, I would hit it, I have four kids so no cock block for me, put him in the corner with a toy and a sippie cup
and then bang away and ask him every once in a while if he wants a brother or sister
no, I am not hurting your mommie
She must not go for smart guys.
You didnt stop at 3? Are you mad?
yes, this is how the dogs do it, want to hear your mommie bark and yelp…I am going to stick he nose in it too
“very, very nice, I would hit it, I have four kids so no cock block for me, put him in the corner with a toy and a sippie cup”
Or a bong and some bongos.
Just a little Remmie, it is hereditary, I get it from my kids…and they are all under 6 years old too
Shit, poolman, one more and you can have a basketball team. Or, you can keep it like it is and host your own beach volleyball league.
We figured out that you dont get a full nights sleep until they are all over the age of 6. We got another two years to go, after 10 years of no sleep….
My kids sleep like angels, down by 7:30, 8 month old by 9:30
Last one yelraf Slipped the Doc a $20 and he tied her tubes
they all started sleeping through the night at about 6 weeks old
“My kids sleep like angels”
I hate you Poolman….
I do teach Psycology, reinforcement Remmie
Makes sense
Look for a series of book that start with “Baby Wise”, “Toddler Wise”, & “Child Wise”
Author is Gary Ezzo
Trouble is my wife teaches NLP so they are all being trained in being independant and sharp witted.
I’m kinda the idiot child in the house