my best friends girl

Okay so I'm supposed to write an ad for "My Best Friends Girl", which comes out on DVD and BluRay on this Tuesday, but it would seem their faith in me was misplaced because it turns out I’m an idiot with no idea how to write ads.  I wrote 5 different intros, and this was the best one, so what the hell does that tell you.  But back to the point at hand, which is this clip.  The only point I'd like to make is that, at one point, a girl offers to give a guy a handjob for 60 dollars.  60 dollars?  Her hand better have 18 mink-covered vibrating fingers for 60 GD dollars.  Even half that would be outrageous.  For example, last night on craigslist your mom said she would do it for 10.  Zing!