01.13.2009 no one watches gossip girl

The media goes all crazy over Gossip Girl, and no one really has any idea why, because no one watches that boring shit.  Even in the coveted 18-34 demo, where one would assume it would do well, it was behind "Cuidado con el Angel", and an hour later almost twice as many people watched "Feugo en la Sangre".  I don’t know what the hell that is, but if it's like all the other Mexican TV I’ve accidentally watched, it's pure fucking madness, a talk show with a midget in a diaper chasing money and a super hot hooker with big tits and a some really fat twins on a tiny motorcycle, and then a chupacabra report, brought to you by Nestles Abuelita.   Way to go Gossip Girl.

(63) Comments

  1. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 01/13/2009 12:41

    All I know about Gossip Girl I learned here.

    And what I learned is that the show sucks and there are many young hot broads on it that need a good fucking.

    By me of course.

  2. Terd Ferguson 01/13/2009 12:42

    Jesus fucking christ, this place has turned into MySpace! Gossip girl, check. Giant fucking annoying ads, check. Dane Cook, check. We are only missing a few million pedos and we would be their equal.

  3. Jake 01/13/2009 12:42

    Is gossip girl the sequal to my best friends girl?

  4. Jake 01/13/2009 12:43

    Jesus fucking christ, this place has turned into MySpace! Gossip girl, check. Giant fucking annoying ads, check. Dane Cook, check. We are only missing a few million pedos and we would be their equal.

    We got pepper isnt that enough?

  5. Jake 01/13/2009 12:45

    We need vagina and or tits - enough with this girly gossip

  6. Achmed the Dead Terrorist 01/13/2009 12:46

    I actually think Brendumb sold this site to Perez Hilton!

    WTG Perez, The site looks great!

  7. Bulb 01/13/2009 12:47

    Hey hey hey. Don’t confuse me with numbers and words, motherfucker.

    Tonight, it’s AMERICAN IDOL! you fucks

  8. leftnutofjesus 01/13/2009 12:50

    i know 2 ugly bitches that watch it. And when I say ugly, I mean it. Like in a “I’d rather get stupid with a troupe of gay trumpet players and let them all take turns slobbing my knob” than see these 2 bitches naked.

  9. Okuma 01/13/2009 12:50

    I’m perplexed.
    Two and a Half Men has the most viewers overall. I just can’t believe that. I tried to watch Two and a Half Men once. I was more entertained that time Steve-O raped my ass with a lobster claw, and Bam sat there jerkin it in the corner doing a Don Vito impersonation.
    Granted, his Don Vito impersonations ARE hilarious.

  10. Silverback 01/13/2009 12:50

    The tag is “Nielsen Ratings” ? No link to unknown girl pulling bathing suit out of ass on some unidentified Mexican beach ? I am fucking lost.

  11. Scrubs 01/13/2009 12:50

    I want Gossip Girl and One Tree Hill to stay on the air. It means that on Mondays I get 2 hours of xbox without my girlfriend nagging at me.

  12. leftnutofjesus 01/13/2009 12:51

    I’m proud to say I’ve never watched 24. not one fucking episode.
    I did watch a bootleg of Rock N Rolla last night and it was enjoyable. Guy Ritchie didn’t lose all of his balls to Madge. He retained at least 5% of his testicles.

  13. Terd Ferguson 01/13/2009 12:52

    Achmed -
    That can’t be. If Perez bought the site it would be less gay.

  14. password 01/13/2009 12:52

    Rather Gossip Girl ads then Dane Cook ads.

  15. TopherRyan 01/13/2009 12:52

    I kind of like the show

  16. ohmwrecker 01/13/2009 12:53

    I don’t watch any of those shows. So, I guess what I am saying is, I don’t give a shit.

  17. Sensei John Kreese 01/13/2009 12:53

    Next post:

    No one watches C-span.

    Seriously, who gives a shit?

  18. Jake 01/13/2009 12:53

    I want Gossip Girl and One Tree Hill to stay on the air. It means that on Mondays I get 2 hours of xbox without my girlfriend nagging at me.

    Just because she’s not nagging at you then doesnt mean she wont make up for it at a later time with double the nagging. That’s the purpose of a womans mouth and unless you stick a dick in their mouth it will continue to happen!

  19. leftnutofjesus 01/13/2009 12:54

    I wish they’d quit airing re-runs of unsolved mysteries and House. I’ve watched House enough to hope someone knocks all his fucking teeth out and shoves that stupid cane where it has belonged since the show’s conception. Then maybe my girlfriend would shut the fuck up and i can watch my bootleg theater releases in peace. fucking bitch. “I’m tired of watching movies”
    These are movies that would cost you 8 dollars a piece to see bitch. God damn it. I need to drink less.

  20. Headly 01/13/2009 12:54

    Wanna see a good movie? Rent “Mr. Brooks” (Spoiler alert) the movie overall is okay, but Kevin Costner damn near cuts Dane Cook’s head off with a shovel. It was almost porn-like in it’s satisfaction. Just wish it would happen in real life, and I was swinging the shovel.

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