ratings were way down

Shocking news out of Hollywood this afternoon, namely that the ratings for last nights Golden Globe Awards hit an all time low.  Looks like some high-class hookers are gonna get punched out tonight, even more so than normal.  THR says…

The 66th annual Globes averaged 14.6 million viewers across its three hours on NBC, earning a 4.8 rating among adults 18-49 and an 11 share.That’s down 26% in the adult demographic compared with two years ago and marks the lowest-rated Globes since NBC took over the telecast in 1996.

Now is the part where people in the press say the problem must be that most people haven’t seen the movies nominated, what with this economy and all, and the stars aren't well known, and also football ran late and also Kelly was being a real bitch, did you hear what she said about Jill, she’s not watching anything with her.  I have an alternate theory.  It goes like this: people fucking hate you.  They hate actors and all their stupid GD award shows.  Just say the words on the page, monkey.  Then take your millions and STFU.