Soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo obliterated his $300,000 Ferrari early this morning after losing control in a two-lane tunnel near Manchester Airport. No other cars were involved and no one was hurt, including Ronaldo, who somehow walked away without a scratch and even practiced with his team just a few hours later. The Sun says…
Ronaldo was travelling through a two-lane tunnel at Manchester Airport when he hit the wall – sending parts of the barrier flying across the dual carriageway.
Ronaldo was able to get out of the vehicle himself and was spoken to by police at the scene after the smash at 10.20am.
A witness said: "The front of Ronaldo's car was completely mangled. There was metal all over the road and debris – and we had to dodge our way through it. Ronaldo was just standing at the side of the road looking forlorn and bewildered.”
Oh this poor man. I just hope he can find some solace tonight when he rolls around in piles of money with many many beautiful ladies. That’s what I would do if I needed some cheering up. Sort of. Not exactly that, but like, the other day, my crushing loneliness got the best of me and I followed two girls around a Vons for like 20 minutes, then when they asked me what I thought I was doing, I said, "umm, yeah, that’s what she said." Then I said, "Yeeaahhh, Up top" and stuck up my hand for a high five from the guy behind me in line, who unfortunately didn’t seem to know what I was doing.
Yikes. Looks like David Beckham is a better looking soccer player and drives a better looking car now too. I got pics of hottie Beckham driving his Rolls. Maybe Ronaldo should take some tips from David.
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Fuck him, his fabulous life and his boring sport.
no boobies..
boo!
Do. Not. Care.
and this is why you don't try and snort blow off a hookers ass while driving, kiddos….
If you know anything you snort it off her boobs…
I knew allowing Nick Hogan back behind the wheel was a bad idea.
Shit, a fucking bot gets the fist post with spam. I hate my life.
having a hookers ass near your nose in a car like this can only result in this. never mind the coke ;)
RONALDO = no driving queer
I guess he didn't reach his goal that night…so to speak…
why am I thinking
ROAD HEAD!
poor car-i can't stand the perma tanned twat
Grubber – What's the avi?
A hottie eating a messy taco or a hottie taking a honey bear bong hit…I can't tell
i hope you die a miserable fiery death, ohshiddy.
so some rich retard smashes up his big expensive car and i'm supposed to feel bad for him? not so much.
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Used to know this girl with a lazy eye that used to ride to school with my buddy everyday. Pretty soon she started giving him bj's on the way to school (20 min drive). I was impressed she could do that and drive at the same time.
ouch, what a waste of car
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Yeah, but if you have to make an emergency stop……
Wince
That shit aint THAT bad.