“so what do you guys think of me?”

Kim Kardashain doesn’t actually do anything, and when you don’t do anything you get into surprisingly few controversies, so Kim has to interject herself into other peoples drama.  Such as Jessica Simpson getting fat.  On her blog, Kim writes…

I was doing Super Bowl interviews for my Leather & Laces party I'm hosting down here in Tampa, Florida, and EVERYONE seems to be asking me about Jessica Simpson's alleged weight gain.I think it's absolutely ridiculous!!! She is not fat at all and I am actually offended that people are giving her such a hard time over this! LEAVE HER ALONE!!!She is so drop dead gorgeous and the fact that the media is sending this message out to young girls is mind blowing!I am probably twice Jessica's size, so what do you guys think of me then???

Are … is this a serious question?  Are we being serious here?  Because you're fat.  Yes, Kim Kardashian, you are fat, you have a big fat ass.  Why would she even ask that?  is this a trick?  This makes no sense.  Am I an alien?  Where am I?  Who’s that, what day is this, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?