somethin for tha ladies…

January 31, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Orlando Bloom was caught on the set of "Sympathy for Delicious" today with some big fake tattoos and snug leather pants. He’s a wispy little fella, isn’t he. I wonder if he still dates that hot model chick. Because I wouldn’t mind following this dude. Her vagina is gonna be like new. Not a scratch on it. And she’ll be in heaven because, just between us, my penis is amazing. One time it even brought a girl back to life. The prosecutors in my case claim she was just passed out, but c’mon, no one could drink that much and live.

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