Two of the biggest shows on NBC are "Deal or No Deal", where contestants randomly guess what number might be inside a suitcase, and "Law and Order: SVU", where white people commit 98 percent of all crime. And today the stars of both those shows are in the hospital for some pretty serious shit.
"Deal" star Howie Mandel was in Toronto filming his new candid-camera show "Howie Do It" (*), when he had to be hospitalized for an irregular heartbeat. Howie is famously neurotic about germs and his health, one of those people who don’t shake hands and carry sanitizer everywhere, but in this case a routine physical led to the discovery. Prior to this, Howie felt there was nothing wrong with his heart. "SVU" star Mariska Hargitay's health crisis is a bit more serious, that is to say, deadly. TMZ says she suffered a partially collapsed lung over Chritmas holiday and it collapsed again today. Hargitay was sledding in the Hamptons around New Year's Eve but the cause of the problem is unknown.
So, one has a broken heart and the other can’t catch her breath. Oh no. I've seen this before. If the cops find a Christmas card with me licking my lips in a Santa hat, I may be in big trouble. These handsome good looks, they’re my blessing, and my curse.
(*) I don't get it. :(
Pass on both, thanks.
So why couldnt this happen to Dane Cook?
There’s going to be another candid camera show?
What about the other 17 shows already out there?
Remember “Bobby’s World”? That show kicked ass back in the day. Old School.
What do you have against Dane Cook, REM?
Except for his shitty movies.
As a huge film fan that would be reason enough Buddy, but his “comdey” act should be grounds for internment
BG, it could also be the thieving….
Or even “Comedy”
I thought Dane Cook was funny until I saw some evidence of him stealing material from various big name comedians. Now, I could careless about him. I neither hate or like him. I just lose respect for artists who cannot come up with their own material. I don’t see his movies cause I cannot picture listening to his voice for 2 hours straight.
Who’ll host Duh, Or No Duh, now? I’m very afraid. I like Mariska. I liked her father as Superman even better.
I feel so bad for Marissa!!!!
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I think Dane’s a big homo. And I mean a BIG homo. He doesn’t have the balls to admit it though.
Well done, Randy! I’ve always hated that damn show and you have given it the most appropriate name!
If her lung collapsed, why is the blood on her shirt down by her stomach?
DB…you could care less? Cus frankly, I couldn’t.
OH MY GOD IT’S HOWIE MANDEL IN A FUCKING WIG! HE TOLD ME HE WAS THE ‘PANTIE INSPECTOR’! OH MY GOD THIS IS THE FUNNIEST COCKSUCKING THING THAT HAS EVER FUCKING HAPPENED TO ME!
i would shank mariska to get to elliot stabler. yummy. :)
lol. You know, you’re right. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a black guy commit a crime on CSI.
They got their diversity quota through Ice-T…..
I root against the contestants on Deal or No Deal 99% of the time cause those jackasses stand there and say how rough they have it financially, and then say no deal to $300+ thousand dollars. I refuse to watch it when it’s a big, fat, burly black woman and here family cause all they do is shout, scream and dance around like fucking morons.
Man you gotta stay away from a chick who takes a gunshot to the midsection, bleeds for 3 days, and doesn’t die.