01.22.2009 they do WHAT?

Um, did that lady just say our new President and First Lady do a lot of fisting?  Because if so, if President Obama condones that sort of thing, I see no reason to shut down Gitmo. There's no way what we're doing down there is worse than that.

(244) Comments

  1. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 01/22/2009 11:06

    How long until Malia is legal for a nice fisting?

  2. LudditeAndroid 01/22/2009 11:08

    If ever there would actually be an appropriate time for someone to post “FIST!”, that was their chance.

  3. ohmwrecker 01/22/2009 11:09

    What a fucking idiot. Please tell me she meant fist bumping. I suppose she’s some kind of relationship expert and she doesn’t know what fisting is? How is she going to help anyone?

  4. Terd Ferguson 01/22/2009 11:12

    A first lady getting fisted! Change I can believe in!

  5. DB's Treasure 01/22/2009 11:12

    00:10 FT….wait, what?

  6. snatch 01/22/2009 11:14

    they fist each other - Obama’s got the raw deal on that one OUCH

  7. Watt(Power) 01/22/2009 11:15

    wow, B must be reading our threads. Now he’s talking about fisting!

  8. POOLMAN 01/22/2009 11:15

    She did mean fist bumping..it was damn funny last night on Jimmy Kimmel…they showed the anchors having to explain “fisting” as the fist bump

  9. DB's Treasure 01/22/2009 11:15

    Look, I understand that this woman means something else when she says “fisting”, but honestly….what the fuck else could it possibly mean?

  10. Zombie 01/22/2009 11:16

    I want to fist Michelle Obama in the face everytime I see her on my tv.

  11. POOLMAN 01/22/2009 11:16

    I shot milk out my nose

  12. DB's Treasure 01/22/2009 11:16

    oh, well….thank you Poolman. I retract my last question. I replace it with a PIC OF POOLMAN’S WIFE SPREAD NAKED ON AN AIR HOCKEY TABLE!!!

    ha, made ya’s look.

  13. dogateit 01/22/2009 11:17

    fuck the what!?!

  14. WhoDeaux 01/22/2009 11:17

    this reminds me of those 45 years old hipster wankers they’d send to give presentation on drugs when I was a kid.

    They always sent the cool guy so he could, you know, rap to us. Get down there and loosen his tie and talk to us in a language we understood.

    Yo.

    Ideally we’d be high as all fuck during the presentation.

    And all these years later, here I am. So FUCK YOU hipster guy.

    Guess I showed him.

    ::walks away pushing shopping cart of recyclables::

  15. POOLMAN 01/22/2009 11:18

    fist both of them

  16. SuperB 01/22/2009 11:18

    THAT explains her ginormous ass

  17. ohmwrecker 01/22/2009 11:19

    Zombie, I want to put cocoa butter on her ample backside and work it in with turgid member.

    I’m angling for a cabinet position.

  18. POOLMAN 01/22/2009 11:19

    I would have to get an air hockey table DB

  19. POOLMAN 01/22/2009 11:20

    You would have to get an angle on her ass

  20. snatch 01/22/2009 11:21

    Every one in AZ gets free food from Chipotle just for walking into a store wearing red the day before the super bowl

    THAT explains MY fat ass whoot whoot

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