this dress is on backwards

Us magazine has gotten confirmation on something that has been talked about since Sunday night, namely that Angelina Jolie went to the SAG Awards with her dress on backwards.  Why would she do this?  Because Angelina Jolie is charmingly insane, that’s why.

Blogs have been buzzing that Angelina Jolie wore her cornflower blue Max Azria gown backward at Sunday's Screen Actors Guild Awards in Los Angeles.  Well, she did.Her stylist Jen Rade tells Usmagazine.com Jolie purposefully turned around the dress to make it "more blouson." (The actress was also able to show off her tattoos more.)Asked about getting ready, Jolie told E!: "I just like to be comfortable. I see what comfortable options are out there."

I think by "comfortable", she meant, "my tits are enormous these days and don’t fit in any clothes from Earth".  Good lord those things are amazing.  They seem to get bigger every year, yet she stays the same size.  I wonder, if Angelina died, what percentage would still F her if they could get to her within the first few hours.  I bet it's at least 45 percent, or whatever percentage it is that men make up.  

(picture source = splash news)