Us magazine has gotten confirmation on something that has been talked about since Sunday night, namely that Angelina Jolie went to the SAG Awards with her dress on backwards. Why would she do this? Because Angelina Jolie is charmingly insane, that’s why.
Blogs have been buzzing that Angelina Jolie wore her cornflower blue Max Azria gown backward at Sunday's Screen Actors Guild Awards in Los Angeles. Well, she did.
Her stylist Jen Rade tells Usmagazine.com Jolie purposefully turned around the dress to make it "more blouson." (The actress was also able to show off her tattoos more.)
Asked about getting ready, Jolie told E!: "I just like to be comfortable. I see what comfortable options are out there."
I think by "comfortable", she meant, "my tits are enormous these days and don’t fit in any clothes from Earth". Good lord those things are amazing. They seem to get bigger every year, yet she stays the same size. I wonder, if Angelina died, what percentage would still F her if they could get to her within the first few hours. I bet it's at least 45 percent, or whatever percentage it is that men make up.
(picture source = splash news)
Fist!
I don’t think I’m out of line here, when I say I want to bang her.
It’s boring old ass lip again, who the fuck cares.
Wow, she wore a dress backwards. She is nuts, I don’t know how Brad can keep up with that kind of bat-shit crazy behavior.
Look out world, here comes Angelina in her backwards dress, either you’re with her or against her.
Is Brad the new Clark Gable or is he going more for the “would you like some candy?” guy?
Is it on the loose again ? Time to paint another hex mark on the barn.
“(The actress was also able to show off her tattoos more.)”
truly a shame she wasn’t able to show off her breasts more…preferably while she was also showing off her tats…
In other news I put my ballcap on backwards cuz I am down like dat. Thugg life forever.
Brad Pitts face + the area between my thighs = one happy Topher
Do you guys think Brad’s cheezestache tickles George Clooney’s dick?
I kinda dig his cum-catcher. It’s classy.
I’m pretty sure it would also be better upside-down. yup, I’m sure of it.
Anyone see “WANTED”? Yea, she didn’t look all that hot in it. I still nut when I see her in “Hackers” though.
Do poor kids in turd world countries aspire to be doctors etc or do they aspire to be adopted by rich American celebs?
Topher, you can’t be serious! That thing in his face must be enough to turn a gay man straight.
Jolie post featuring “backwards” and not involving anal = disappointing
So…no one is gonna say anything about “cornflower blue/Pitt/Durden”. Tisk. Tisk.
she looks incredible for all the little bastards shes pushed out the last couple of years. i think jessica simpson could learn a thing or two from ms jolie. actually she should forget the 5 things she thinks she knows and just take lessons from angelina until shes awesome.
heart rob, I’ve lost count with the bastards she’s shit out and the ones she’s pulled from 3rd world countries.
Tito- it is not his face I am after (recalling the Brad ass shot in “12 Monkeys)