01.02.2009 TRUST ME ON THIS

Chloe Sevigny is actually kind of hot, until you look at her.  She’s good from the back, and good from the neck down … but that face.  Woof.  How on earth did this chick ever make it in Hollywood?  Its f*cking madness.  I’d rather make out with a average chick who just shit her pants than Chloe with that mug.

(picture source = splash news)




(96) Comments

  1. The_Greek_God_Testiclees 01/02/2009 13:06

    Not hot not…not hot….  Fuckable yes, hot is a different word and style.  She is  doable.

     

  2. psychostyly 01/02/2009 13:08

    Think of an overstressed Mormon and she is ok.  That is probably b/c you would still have two better looking chicks to bang.

  3. psychostyly 01/02/2009 13:09

    It's ok baby- don't listen to him!  We still have The Brown Bunny.

  4. Tito's Abdomen 01/02/2009 13:10

    She made it in Hollywood? When? How? Where was I when that happened?

  5. Rick (with a silent P) 01/02/2009 13:11

    I'm just surprised posting dude spelled her name correctly…but then again with a name like that…how would you know it was misspelled?

  6. The_Greek_God_Testiclees 01/02/2009 13:11

    Wasn't she the chick that got tagged  by the other chick/dude in Boys don't cry.  (That's what Vincinzo told me.)

  7. The_Greek_God_Testiclees 01/02/2009 13:12

    I didn't read the post just the headline.  sorry Bendoverdon.  My bad. props.

     

  8. Ass Tagger 01/02/2009 13:13

    She'll always have a special place in my heart after doing "The Brown Bunny."  Sure, I fast-forwarded through the entire movie until the blowjob scene, but still…..

  9. mistahp 01/02/2009 13:13

    I’d take her over most supermodels, but not until she convinces me that she’s washed Vincent Gallo out of her mouth.

  10. psychostyly 01/02/2009 13:14

    TGGT- That dude had great tits!

  11. Topper (Harry) Harley 01/02/2009 13:14

    Brown Bunny. Vincent Gallo must be a silver tongued devil….

  12. Paleomiz 01/02/2009 13:14

    Is every Hollywood chick in a bikini news?

  13. Tito's Abdomen 01/02/2009 13:15

    Look at the picures. It's the beach of ugly people. She might be the queen of them.

  14. Ass Tagger 01/02/2009 13:15

    Kate Beckinsale needs to do a blowjob scene for a movie.

    Come to think of it, so should Jessica Alba, Kelly Brook, Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley.

    All in the same scene.

    With me as the stunt cock.

    BAM!

    Blood everywhere.

  15. all4ubitch 01/02/2009 13:15

    Her success might have something to do with the fact that shy fully dykes out with Hillary Swank, gets raped in KIDS, and rides mormon dick like a soldier…but…thats just one possibility

  16. The_Greek_God_Testiclees 01/02/2009 13:16

    Is every Hollywood chick in a bikini news?

    To quote Brian Regan….. "Apparently"

  17. Fussy Bitch 01/02/2009 13:16

    You know she is kinda hot, I bet you could do many dirty things to her and she would be game.

    Let's see I will need Candlesticks,Ice Cubes, ropes, wax, whips, lotions, strap ons,  nipple clamps, oil, twister matt, tootsie pops, latex….

  18. Rick (with a silent P) 01/02/2009 13:16

    "Is every Hollywood chick in a bikini news?"

    nope…but until the news shows up…or the Winehouse obit…it'll do…

  19. el_jefe_tx 01/02/2009 13:17

    Faces like her are what they invented light switches for.

  20. Death to Finkle! 01/02/2009 13:17

    Don't wear that outfit again.  I said do not wear that outfit again.  Come on.  You're prettier than that.

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