umm … hm … interesting

By brendon January 09, 2009 @ 1:23 PM

Am I just seeing what I want to see, or is Ashlee Simpsons hair resting like a foot in front of her face.  How monstrously big did her tits get after having that stupid kid?  I mean, that awesome kid who I'm now a big fan of.  If those are as big as I think they might be, she needs to take off that stupid coat immediately.  Don’t be afraid to be sexy, that’s my motto.  It’s why I wear a unitard to the gym, and a scandalous thong to the beach.  In fact that's also why I only date European ladies, they’re the only ones who can handle my raw sexuality.

(picture source = pacific coast)

(189) Comments

  1. avatar
    Big Smelly Dirt Cock 01/09/2009 13:53

    Goddammit let me see those fucking things you talentless twat.

  2. avatar
    DB's Treasure 01/09/2009 13:54

    Chinese dude in the background looks like Piston Honda.

  3. avatar
    scum 01/09/2009 13:55

    Nice funbags.

  4. avatar
    Jacktion! 01/09/2009 13:56

    *clears throat*

    “Let’s see those tits!”

    Do I fit in now?

  5. avatar
    Jacktion! 01/09/2009 13:57

    Richard Karn, Home Improvement’s Al Borland wants to see her tits.

  6. avatar
    Just the Tip 01/09/2009 13:58

    Girls holding hands… so sweet, so innocent. Just skipping through life.

    Sam Ronson is watching Ashlee… BEWARE!

  7. avatar
    Richrd Karn, Home Improvement's Al Borland 01/09/2009 13:59

    Jacktion’s right, I’d like to see her tits.

  8. avatar
    dirtydiane1 01/09/2009 13:59

    and they say black is slimming. ha!

  9. avatar
    kellybelly 01/09/2009 13:59

    This is why pregnancy is a toss-up for me. I dont want my tummy and kitty to be stretched beyond recognition, but my little B-cups could use some action…

  10. avatar
    SuperB 01/09/2009 14:00

    give it two more months…then

    let me see those tits

  11. avatar
    Dirty Hairy 01/09/2009 14:00

    Thar ain’t a damn thing wrong with girls with big tits, either!

  12. avatar
    Silverback 01/09/2009 14:00

    Save the momma teats for baby or hubby or daddy Joe. Nothing to see here.

  13. avatar
    Just the Tip 01/09/2009 14:01

    Now I see ohm’s dilema with the whole loss of the ol’ toolbar… I put away the soapbox, kellybelly’s comment begs for fixin’.

  14. avatar
    snatch 01/09/2009 14:02

    Dirty Hairy, I like your style

    Big round beautiful titties or not – she’s with that Wench guy and that is unforgivable – even for her

  15. avatar
    SuperB 01/09/2009 14:02


    lots of chicas come through the baby havin just fine…..

  16. avatar
    kellybelly 01/09/2009 14:04


    I know, but I would step over my own mother to preserve the condition of my tummy as it is now.

  17. avatar
    Richrd Karn, Home Improvement's Al Borland 01/09/2009 14:05

    I don’t need a toolbar because I have a tool BELT!

  18. avatar
    TopherRyan 01/09/2009 14:05

    *I know, but I would step over my own mother to preserve the condition of my tummy as it is now.*

    This bitch ain’t Jesusy at all…….I like her.

  19. avatar
    SuperB 01/09/2009 14:06

    ahh…i guess it comes to what is most important then

    there is a truth in the fact that you wont be the same, but go back a few days and look at the jenny mccarthy post…if that bitch can look that good after a kid, then yeah.

    I see it this way, I had a baby and most everything stayed okay, I got lucky and look better than a lot of chicks I see who are years younger and have not had kids.

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    Zombie 01/09/2009 14:07

    “and they say black is slimming. ha!”

    That’s only if you ARE black… which probably means you can’t afford groceries.

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