01.08.2009 when the hell did this happen

Damn.  I knew Jake Gyllenhaal was hitting the HGH weight room to get in shape for that Jerry Bruckheimer "Prince of Persia" movie, but I didn’t know he looked like this.  This dude used to be built like young Asian girl, now he looks like a damn college linebacker.  And I don’t mean a white one, I mean one of the good ones. 

(picture source = splash news)


(193) Comments

  1. MonyVibescu 01/08/2009 13:59

    The anal spelunking has done wonders for his physique.

  2. RemSteale 01/08/2009 13:59

    Guess this is what you call a thread for the ladies?

  3. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 01/08/2009 14:00

    He’s getting in shape for the 2009 All-Male Ass Fucking Championships.

  4. DB's Treasure 01/08/2009 14:01

    These fools keep trying to look like me…

  5. Zombie 01/08/2009 14:01

    When the hell did this happen?

    After Heath Ledger’s rectum decomposed, Jake had to find another way to stay in shape.

  6. Just the Tip 01/08/2009 14:02

    That’s it… enough of the Cock Avis… see what it does?

    I hope you ladies get nasty… I want to just sit back and read some truly tasty naughtiness from you.

  7. JackieTreehorn 01/08/2009 14:03

    gay people must like “big muscles”

  8. Dr. Gonzo 01/08/2009 14:04

    i have long held the random h8ters in disdain-
    but i now fear that our Fearless Leader is, in fact, a homosexual

    which is ok, really
    i guess

  9. Achmed the Dead Terrorist 01/08/2009 14:05

    He’s in training for “300 Part 2″, Anal Gang Bang!”

  10. djtechsys 01/08/2009 14:06

    i don’t know of any ladies that like jake that much… now if it was a matthew mccaugkinityjjsdvnsdv post, they’d be out in droves

  11. dirtydiane1 01/08/2009 14:06

    and funny, how it’s a sausage fest before any of the ladies show up! (topher not included)

  12. DB's Treasure 01/08/2009 14:06

    Just cause the guy does one gay part in a movie, he’s officially a pillow biter for life?

    Oh, okay. Just checking.

  13. SinDs 01/08/2009 14:06

    Well that officially makes the ass poundings he took ok with me!

  14. Fussy Bitch 01/08/2009 14:07

    I liked him better in Bubble boy….

    “but he never said anything about Poonanny, Pippy. ”

    Or Donnie Darko

  15. lola_lean 01/08/2009 14:08

    so does ryan gosling, but they both used to be a lot way hotter then they are now. but i still would with ryan. cus he’s a hunk

  16. DB's Treasure 01/08/2009 14:09

    Is this website going through puberty? The margins have gone smaller, there’s no bold/italics/strike-thru options, and now the caption font has changed…

  17. DB's Treasure 01/08/2009 14:10

    lola_lean w/ the Joan Wilder avatar, FTW!!!

  18. POOLMAN 01/08/2009 14:10

    can a girl go “schwing”?

  19. Paparazzi Sniper 01/08/2009 14:10

    and funny, how it’s a sausage fest before any of the ladies show up! (topher not included)

    This place is a Oscar Meyer’s factory.

  20. DumbBlondeArkie 01/08/2009 14:10

    Diane, I absolutely agree. There are some that are amazing looking, but looking and not touching is just so unfair. Furthermore, the other day I was driving home from work, it was dark and the roads were a little wet, and I was thinking how the shimmer on the road reminded me of a hard, wet dick, just after it’s been drained. That’s all.

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