
Damn. I knew Jake Gyllenhaal was hitting the HGH weight room to get in shape for that Jerry Bruckheimer "Prince of Persia" movie, but I didn’t know he looked like this. This dude used to be built like young Asian girl, now he looks like a damn college linebacker. And I don’t mean a white one, I mean one of the good ones.
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The anal spelunking has done wonders for his physique.
Guess this is what you call a thread for the ladies?
He’s getting in shape for the 2009 All-Male Ass Fucking Championships.
These fools keep trying to look like me…
When the hell did this happen?
After Heath Ledger’s rectum decomposed, Jake had to find another way to stay in shape.
That’s it… enough of the Cock Avis… see what it does?
I hope you ladies get nasty… I want to just sit back and read some truly tasty naughtiness from you.
gay people must like “big muscles”
i have long held the random h8ters in disdain-
but i now fear that our Fearless Leader is, in fact, a homosexual
which is ok, really
i guess
He’s in training for “300 Part 2″, Anal Gang Bang!”
i don’t know of any ladies that like jake that much… now if it was a matthew mccaugkinityjjsdvnsdv post, they’d be out in droves
and funny, how it’s a sausage fest before any of the ladies show up! (topher not included)
Just cause the guy does one gay part in a movie, he’s officially a pillow biter for life?
Oh, okay. Just checking.
Well that officially makes the ass poundings he took ok with me!
I liked him better in Bubble boy….
“but he never said anything about Poonanny, Pippy. ”
Or Donnie Darko
so does ryan gosling, but they both used to be a lot way hotter then they are now. but i still would with ryan. cus he’s a hunk
Is this website going through puberty? The margins have gone smaller, there’s no bold/italics/strike-thru options, and now the caption font has changed…
lola_lean w/ the Joan Wilder avatar, FTW!!!
can a girl go “schwing”?
and funny, how it’s a sausage fest before any of the ladies show up! (topher not included)
This place is a Oscar Meyer’s factory.
Diane, I absolutely agree. There are some that are amazing looking, but looking and not touching is just so unfair. Furthermore, the other day I was driving home from work, it was dark and the roads were a little wet, and I was thinking how the shimmer on the road reminded me of a hard, wet dick, just after it’s been drained. That’s all.