
Whitney Port of course is the star of the MTV show "the City", and I use that term is the loosest possible sense. Actually … hm. "Star" seems to indicate some sort of charisma or excitement. So that won't work here. Let's just say, the person whom the camera is pointed at more often than not on "the City". Anyway, look, over there, it's her tits.


















A. I have no idea who this person is or what that show is.
B. Regardless of point A., I want this broad to pinch my helmet.
droopy panties
Bathing suit’s nice but it’s the insulin pump that really thickens my junk.
second row first pic= look at my non-existant boobs
If that’s what it is. Never mind.
it is funny every time I get my ipod wet it breaks!
Recipe for success:
1. Just remeber to breathe and live my dumb, pointless life.
2. Get on a reality show.
3. Make sure my tits and cooch are photographed
last pic on bottom = farting contest?
bottom row, pic 3
I’ve never seen a girl make that face who didn’t have a finger in her ass.
Tommy likey wingy.
Last pic on the bottom = the girl on the right has a horrendous ass, there is no excuse for that… none. photoshop it.
by the way I would roll this chick multiple times and in multiple ways.
Anyone else getting alarms from their Mac about malware at WWTDD. This just started and now I can’t load a page w/o a warning the site is infested/infected!
I want to shoot some stars.
1. No clue who she is.
2. I’d fuck her
3. I’d fuck her friend too in the last pic!
If I was a chick, I’d be such a whore and make so much money. Provided that I was good lookin’. I’d be suck a lesbian slut.
I just got an email from LiveNation Concert Updater and holy shit, Yanni is coming to town!!!
Sadly I already blew all my cash on Cheech And Chong stand-up tickets.
That’s if I managed to stop playing with myself long enough to leave the house.
First, she has those nipples that point up which always confused me. Second, I bet she smells like flowers.
In March I am going to Miami and I have to remember to play with my Balls when on the beach in front of photographers