01.09.2009 wtf elizabeth banks

Elizabeth Banks walked the red carpet at last nights Critics Choice Awards (I literally have no idea what that is) and unless she just got hit by lightning there’s no reason in the world her hair should look like that.  It doesn’t even seem like hair.  She's like Mr. Heat Miser.


(126) Comments

  1. Zombie 01/09/2009 07:22

    She uses the same hair gel that Cameron Diaz used in There’s Something About Mary.

  2. Mongro Jackson 01/09/2009 07:22

    Someone plugged her in.

  3. Headly 01/09/2009 07:25

    You’d have to be careful grabbing that ‘do for the finale. It’d be like bare-handing a porcupine.

  4. grubber 01/09/2009 07:25

    elisabeth who?
    I looks like she got a jolt while showering, ran out taking the curtains with her, and decided she looked good to go anyway..

    I couldn’t care less. if this is the way thursday is going to be, I’m out..

  5. Watt(Power) 01/09/2009 07:25

    I got some hair gel for her

  6. claim2fame 01/09/2009 07:26

    I met her at her “Zack and Miri Make A Porno” premiere!! She was so sweet and even let me take REALLY close up pictures of her.
    http://meetthefamous.com/photos-videos/details.php?story=1709
    (As pretty as she is, her teeth do not look good so close up)

  7. SuperB 01/09/2009 07:26

    No tits, bad shoes, ugly dress, freshly fucked hair…

    NEXT

  8. Ass Tagger 01/09/2009 07:27

    Her hair’s like that because she mistook the white glob on my ear for hair gel.

    And just so we’re clear, the white glob was my semen after it overshot during my night of passionate love-making with her.

  9. Rick (with a silent P) 01/09/2009 07:27

    Heat Miser was a triple threat, bitches!…sang, danced, AND acted…kinda like a male Li-Ho…with talent…

  10. TopherRyan 01/09/2009 07:27

    Fuck, I wake up with a raging case of morning wood, and this is the first fucker I see?? Jesus Christ on a frilly toothpick, it is going to be one of those days.

  11. MaryJane2 01/09/2009 07:28

    Her hair looks like it was drawn by the same guy that did the old Christmas cartoons back in the 60’s.

  12. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 01/09/2009 07:29

    Yeah, that dress sucks, someone should throw a bucket of water on her.

  13. MaryJane2 01/09/2009 07:29

    Hold shit Grubber you scared me. It’s Friday!

  14. grubber 01/09/2009 07:29

    ass tagger, you’re only the third to make that joke. well done.

    and claim2fame: if your avi is not that real close-up shot, you can go outside and die of dysentery while rabid hyena’s ravage your genitals.

  15. DB's Treasure 01/09/2009 07:29

    Topher, the majority of men here dig the vagrino. Liz Banks is a hot individual. We had enough cock yesterday.

  16. Watt(Power) 01/09/2009 07:30

    Sorry about the hair guys, I was sticking it in her ass on the limo ride over. I told her I hope she had a big trunk because I was putting my bike in it.

    Then I Jizzed my Pants.

  17. TopherRyan 01/09/2009 07:30

    *I couldn’t care less. if this is the way thursday is going to be, I’m out..*

    Did I skip a day, my bowel movement told me it was Friday.

  18. Headly 01/09/2009 07:30

    Ummm, Grubber? it’s Friday. At least it better be, or my “days the week” underpants are all out of order…

  19. TopherRyan 01/09/2009 07:31

    DB- do you think I give two shits…..let alone one??

  20. dirtydiane1 01/09/2009 07:32

    her dress, hair and skin run together as different shades of the same color…egads.

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