02.23.2009 angelina jolie at the academy awards

Angelina Jolie has been super famous for like a decade, yet I still never ever get tired of looking at her.  She's dated Brad Pitt for four years, and that would be just the beginning of our sex life if I were him.  Her vagina would be broken in like an old catchers mitt right around now, and really just getting better and better every day.

(picture source = getty images)


(7) Comments

  1. Long_Duk_Dong 02/23/2009 04:50

    Shabba Dabba Doo

  2. mcwinkel 02/23/2009 05:18

    look like their own twinz

  3. thisiswhatidoatwork 02/23/2009 05:22

    I guess the East Coast people went to sleep. God damn, that shit was so insufferably boring.

  4. yelraf 02/23/2009 05:45

    “I guess the East Coast people went to sleep. God damn, that shit was so insufferably boring.”

    Went to sleep? Fuck, we’re at work already.

  5. Mac-Daddy 02/23/2009 06:25

    Until we get the full nude pics of Angelina, I’m bored with her

  6. Mac-Daddy 02/23/2009 06:26

    Also….Anniston is soooo deperate right now, I bet she’s a wild wanna-be-porn star in bed!

    Still wants Jen over angie!

  7. Jake 02/23/2009 13:05

    Yes she is hot and I would do her in a heart beat but come on she is so damn fake. She walks around like she is new audry hepburn but remember when she licked the pus in Gia, drank billy bob’s blood, or french kissed her brother?

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