angelina wants a $20m diamond

The Academy Awards are this Sunday, and much has been made of the fact that both Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston will be on the red carpet.  I have no idea why.  Angelina is a massive global movie star and the best looking woman on earth.  Aniston is a fug bore who used to be on a sitcom.   Nonetheless, Jolie is determined to be the one everyone is talking about.  OK! says…

Preparing for the Academy Awards is a frenzied affair, and even the normally low-key Angelina Jolie is caught up in the madness.  "She’s been driving all of the high-end jewelers of New York crazy,” a source tells OK! “She’s looking for the impossible — a drop dead gorgeous $20 million diamond necklace to wear to the Oscars."  Angie's quest isn't just about decorating her neck: "She really wants it to be a show-stopper and is making sure that she is the one everyone has their eyes on this Sunday — and not Jen Aniston."

Keep in mind that Jolie is attending because she’s nominated for Best Actress.  Aniston is attending for the same reason that people who won tickets on the radio are attending.  Jolie has won one Academy Award already, as well as three Golden Globes and two Screen Actors Guild awards.  Aniston has won two Teen Choice awards.  Jolie is younger, hotter, richer, more successful, and she took Pitt as easily as the Nazis took Paris.  Saying this is a rivalry is like saying a hammer and a nail have a rivalry.