danneel haris in maxim

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Danneel Harris does her second photo shoot for Maxim in the March issue of that horrifically stupid magazine (both shoots below), and it’s lame and boring of course because Maxim sucks.  If someone can explain how Sarah Jessica Parker is a big star but Danneel isn’t, I’d love to hear it.  Parker is so ugly she should get handicapped parking, whereas Danneel is so hot, I heard when she walks down the street, people literally die.