02.27.2009 gisele and tom got married

Gisele Bundchen and New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady got married yesterday around dusk at the St. Monica Catholic Church in Santa Monica.  Us magazine says…

The ceremony was "very small and intimate," a source tells Us, adding that guests mostly consisted of immediate family.  A pal close to the couple says Bundchen and Brady are perfect together.  "She's definitely 'The One,'" the source said. "She really makes him comfortable and just happy."

Eh, whatever.  Gisele creeps me out.  She’s so big and manly.  Girls are supposed to be short and little.  Guys = big, girls = little.  I think a good idea would be to take girls who you think might be tall and raise them in a small cage that they can’t stretch out in, sort of like how the Chinese bind girls feet so they don’t grow or in the same way as a goldfish will grow relative to its bowl.  That sort of thing may or may not be illegal, I don't know, I'm not a lawyer.

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  1. grubber 02/27/2009 06:11

    I’m back!

  2. The PoolMan 02/27/2009 06:12

    Yeah Grubber, second

  3. The PoolMan 02/27/2009 06:12

    Second is the new black

  4. pepper 02/27/2009 06:13

    Who gives a shit

  5. grubber 02/27/2009 06:13

    and small girls are good in my book too.
    although tall is also nice. and one of the last words I think of when I think of gisele is manly..

    me? no, I don’t know what I’m going on about..
    I just got here.

  6. Terd Ferguson 02/27/2009 06:14

    Fuck this asshole, his QB days are done.

  7. Willie Beamin 02/27/2009 06:15

    Why would you get married you dumb fuck

  8. Classy 02/27/2009 06:16

    Fuck Tom Brady, he’s too gimpy to carry heart rob’s hair gel.

  9. The Ghost of Deano 02/27/2009 06:16

    This guy peaked 2 years ago. Time to pound out a few kids and play some golf, dude.

  10. Rick (with a silent P) 02/27/2009 06:16

    At least Tom doesn’t have to stop at every all-you-can-stomach buffet…right, Tony Homo?

  11. Cali27 02/27/2009 06:17

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. grubber 02/27/2009 06:18

    rick, I never thought I’d hear negative sounds about food coming from you ;)

  13. DB's Treasure 02/27/2009 06:19

    ::as Tom is about to cum::

    “Gisele! GO LONG!!!”

  14. pepper 02/27/2009 06:19

    Is he related to RICKY MARTIN?
    Does he FudgePack?

  15. grubber 02/27/2009 06:19

    it’s great being back here for a bit again. all boobies look all nice and new :)

    that makes grubber happy.

  16. Cali27 02/27/2009 06:20

    ta - please see previous post re: trainers

  17. Watt(Power) 02/27/2009 06:20

    Hopefully this means he won’t get hurt again and fuck up my Pats season.

  18. Rick (with a silent P) 02/27/2009 06:20

    hey, grub…it’s why I hate traveling by automobile…those rotten basstids have to have one or more of those damn restaurants every few miles…takes me forever to get anywhere…and at least a couple of new wardrobes en route…

  19. WhoDeaux 02/27/2009 06:21

    DB -

    I think the joke is:

    ‘Tom tells Giselle he’s about to throw it deep.’

    Makes more sense, no?

  20. Mac-Daddy 02/27/2009 06:21

    Fuck these two!!! I wasn’t invited to the wedding!

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