halle berry at the academy awards

By brendon February 23, 2009 @ 2:13 AM

God damn Halle Berry is good looking.  I would stab a pony at my own kids birthday party if that somehow meant I could have sex with her.  I’m not sure why exactly that would get her to sleep with me, but by golly, I’ve got to try something!

(picture source = getty images)

(7) Comments

  1. Long_Duk_Dong 02/23/2009 04:51

    Brown sugar fo’show

  2. Primo 02/23/2009 04:54

    really, really, really ridiculously good looking.

  3. mcwinkel 02/23/2009 05:17

    She nice.

  4. thisiswhatidoatwork 02/23/2009 05:25

    Man – I’d switch for her. The only woman in the world. I mean, motherfucker, she’s so totally perfect.
    Wait – what does that actually mean? Will I have to eat it? No, no, that’s not good.

  5. Mac-Daddy 02/23/2009 06:35

    I thought after her performance in CATWOMAN she was not allowed back at the Oscars!

    Isn’t it some rule that if you win a Rasberry Award for Worst Movie of all time that you must fade into Obscurity?

  6. Jake 02/23/2009 13:02

    Think she got drunk and ran somebody over last night?

  7. wwtdd1 02/24/2009 09:01

    I agree with you, and do you know that someone said that she is dating with a handsome and wealthy businessman from ^^C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M ^^ now?

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