You probably thought the worst had already come out about Chris Brown beating up Rihanna Sunday morning but that was before the revelation that he choked her until she blacked out and threatened to kill her. See. Life can be surprising sometimes. Yahoo and E! Online say…
Shortly after midnight, things blew up. Brown pulled his silver Lambourghini to the side of a street in L.A.'s Hancock Park neighborhood. That's when Rihanna grabbed the car keys and tossed them out the window, sending Brown into a rage.
He tried in vain to find the keys, then came back to the car, put his hands around her neck and said, "I'm going to kill you!"
She lost consciousness and when she awoke, Brown had fled.
Her right eye was blackened and badly swollen and she had hand prints on her arms. The responding officers were so concerned about her, they drove Rihanna to the hospital in their squad car instead of waiting for an ambulance.
Well I guess the only thing left to do now is arrest Beyonce. I'm not sure why but I'm sick of that uppity bitch, and I really feel like this is our chance.
No don’t arrest them. Instead let them continue to batter and kill each other.
Shorter lines at KFC.
send beyonce on a date with chris brown
Oh, so now she fell ?
A negro at odds with the law? Well I never…
Etta James would be all over that, she hates her after the inauguration. Hey, let’s deputize Etta as LAPD and have her arrest Beyonce.
i think there is a place for an obama joke in this story but i don’t have the skill level required to pull it off.
Thanks for making black people look bad, Chris. Just when people were starting to forget about that whole O.J. thing. What next? Tiger woods sticks a golf club up his wife’s punani? Barack has Michelle assassinated? WHEN WILL IT END?!?!?!?!?
since when do cops care enough about a beaten up black woman to drive her to the hospital?
Is Chris Brown gonna hafta choke a bitch?
And i’m spent, later fuckers.
And nothing of value was lost.
i could so care less about this fuckhole… big man hit a chick… he might as well kill his self cause his career is done…
you can rob kill and maim but pop a bitch in the mouth and you are done for…
except in hollywood… he has a 15 day bad press sentence then he will go to rehab and everything will be ok..
id choke her too….with my cock
So, to summarise, Rihanna was strangled, punched repeatedly in the face, and possibly smacked about the head with some sort of weapon.
And yet was out of hospital in less than a day.
Surely the real story here is her obvious mutant healing factor.
Me? I’d be in hospital for at least a week, letting the nurses spoon-feed me chocolate pudding and sponge-bathing me. But despite being so badly injured that the cops thought an ambulance wasn’t gonna blue-light it there fast enough, R is now round her friend’s place waiting on her family to get over from Jamaica?
God Damn I want to fuck this girl now. If her skull can just spring back from this sort of abuse then I bet her vag returns to virginal tightness within hours of having a big cock up it. In my case it’ll probably only take minutes.
Yawn…
She is ugly. Ugly girls should be killed… Next!
I can’t get enough of this story now that’s what I call hard hitting news
Of course he did, what was he supposed to do after beating the shit out of her? Give her roses? Sheesh, give the guy a break.
Next update:
“he wore shoes”
i dont know what to believe anymore! there was a weapon, there was no weapon, there was a text, there was a fight, there was cheating
we need to hire the A-team to kill her
how does this sepia bastard drive a Lambourghini now?
I bet the factory would rather have not made it at all, than have it driven by this retarded piece of shit.