The big news in London today is of course the record heat brought about by global warming. Oh wait no. I meant to say the heaviest snowfall in 18 years. And even though Heathrow was brought to a standstill, hundreds of schools were closed and countless businesses took the day off, Lily Allen still found time to be adorable. Pacific Coast says she “grabbed a coffee to go and had a snowball fight with photographers before heading to Primrose Hill for a trip on an improvised sledge.”
I never know what the hell British people are saying but I assume "sledge" means "riding a sled". But really it could mean getting paddled for an hour and then drinking vinegar for all I know. The Brits are pretty GD weird.