02.19.2009 i heart lily allen, part 28

(150) Comments

1. 
   Big Smelly Dirt Cock 02/19/2009 08:31
   

   Hey Lily, stop bogarting that joint and pass it my way man.
2. 
   fukU 02/19/2009 08:33
   

   If you love her you should marry her!
3. 
   Watt(Power) 02/19/2009 08:33
   

   I would like to insert my penis into this female’s vagina and have sexual intercourse with her in the missionary position.
4. 
   TopherRyan 02/19/2009 08:33
   

   lame
5. 
   fukU 02/19/2009 08:34
   

   chicks with greasy hair is hot!
6. 
   Paleomiz 02/19/2009 08:34
   

   She does look totally wasted–which just means it will be that much easier to cram your sausage up her poop chute
7. 
   CodPiece 02/19/2009 08:37
   

   I’d follow her twatter page
8. 
   Tito's Abdomen 02/19/2009 08:37
   

   It looks more like a “bhhh”, which makes even less sense.
9. 
   SinDs 02/19/2009 08:38
   

   oh god, i actually took the time to click on the “twitter” link.
10. 
    TopherRyan 02/19/2009 08:38
    

    *chicks with greasy hair is hot!*

    just slick off some slick, slap it on your dick, and poke her in the shit

    see what i did there, a hetero rhyme
11. 
    leftnutofjesus 02/19/2009 08:38
    

    she looks fucking hot in that picture.

    i like the “3 martinis and i’m ready for anal” look. i could lay brick with this fucking cock right now.
12. 
    Classy 02/19/2009 08:39
    

    tr, I would have no problem eating Milk Duds out of, say, DD’s ass but a man’s? I’m already gagging. It’s the same, but different.
13. 
    Roboner 02/19/2009 08:39
    

    I have a tat that says ‘pthud’ down the crack of my ass
14. 
    leftnutofjesus 02/19/2009 08:40
    

    her freckles look more like flecks of diarrhea that hit her when she was licking some dude’s fudgehole.
15. 
    Watt(Power) 02/19/2009 08:40
    

    I don’t think it would take 3 martinis, she’s probably be ready halfway into #2, and being a proper lady she’d finish it while you were thrusting.
16. 
    Just the Tip 02/19/2009 08:41
    

    Sooo… I guess “Fuck you” on her middle is next?

    What happens when she points? Isn’t it suppose to say “Look!”? Then what’s she do with her thumb? “Good to go”? “I needa ride”? “Insert in ass”?

    It’s all so complicated!
17. 
    Rick (with a silent P) 02/19/2009 08:41
    

    From the pic, I don’t know if she is looking to pick a winner or reprise a classic Monty Python sketch…and now, the French national anthem…
18. 
    CodPiece 02/19/2009 08:43
    

    I have ‘taint tickler’ on my pinky.
19. 
    Rick (with a silent P) 02/19/2009 08:44
    

    Cod, I have “Ms. Rosie” tatted on my right palm, and “Property of Ms. Rosie’s” along with a downward arrow on my FUDA…or FUPA…as long as P = Penis…
20. 
    Watt(Power) 02/19/2009 08:44
    

    I knew a chick that had “aren’t you lucky?” on her left inner thigh.

    Later that night she told me I wasn’t a lucky guy

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