The big predicted showdown between Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston at the Oscars never really happened, except in Jenifer Aniston’s mind of course. I can’t even tell at this point if Angelina even knows who Aniston is. OK magazine says…
"Jen couldn't have cared less whether Angie was at the Oscars. Her mind was fixated on Brad. Once her eyes met Brad's that night, it rekindled all the old feelings. She has never stopped loving Brad."
And the feelings may be mutual! (*)
"Just because Brad was swept off his feet by Angelina, it didn't mean he stopped loving Jen. He has this obsession with Angelina and he felt he had to explore a relationship with her. (Then) things just seemed to snowball and the next thing Brad knew, he had six kids. There was no turning back."
I feel bad for Aniston. It's no wonder she’s still holding out hope. All Pitt did was cut off all contact four years ago then buy several houses with someone else and have six kids. He’s really sending mixed messages.
(*)excited punctuation courtesy of OK
let the grab assing begin
Jen, Jen, Jen, baby, face it, Brad traded up. I mean has you seen Angelina’s body? Those titties… those lips… that ass!
But Jen, if you’re still feeling bad, give me a holla; I’ll gladly stick it in you, slap your titties around and tell you how pretty you are - that is until I’ve buttered your blueberry muffin, then I’ll ask you what the fuck you’re still doing here right before I roll over and fall asleep.
Jesus girl, get over it. Date Colin Farrel, that will help
Oh Christ, here we fucking go again…
GENITAL WARTS!!!
i genuinely feel bad for jen, but for fuck’s sake get over it!
Simple solution to the problem: 3 way.
Jen, Angelina and me.
Problem solved.
To continue the convo from before; Pepper, have you been to Miami and gone to Joe’s Stone Crabs??? Good God, it’s my favorite restaurant ever. The stone crabs are, without question, the best thing I’ve ever eaten.
*GENITAL WARTS!!!*
they add a lil texture, and texture is always nice
I once had a dream that Angelina was rubbing my ears just how the Ferengi like!
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DON’T JUDGE ME!!!
Jennifer “Jake” Aniston has bigger testicles than any of us on WWTDD
No shit . . . everybody go back to the Chris Brown thread and read my goddamn tequila story. Fuck!
Fuck all three of them. You can’t look at the picture above and tell me she looks good. She’s not hot. All those ugly random tattoos, movie screen for a forehead, global baby vacuum. Fuck her!
Reached for comment, Mickey Rourke stated “I’d never fuck Anniston, I do have Some standards”.
Look if your man leaves you for Teh Jolie there’s gotta be some kind of built in caveat.
I mean, Jesus, he left you for arguably the most amazing woman on the planet.
You’re a close second to perfect. Dig that and shut the fuck up.
Shit man, if my GIRL left me for teh Jolie I’d be all 6 degrees with it that night in the bar.
And for the record, how fucking cool is teh Pitt, climbing the ladder from Julliette Lewis to Paltrow to Anniston to Jolie.
You think Aniston is pissed? You know Lewis is all, ‘Bitches I broke him in!’
Wait wait wait…so you’re trying to tell me Applebee’s DOESN’T make a good steak?
Re: scotch (because I could give less and less of two shits about Jen)
I’m going to England this summer in an attempt to get laid and most likely we will be visiting part of Scotland, so its good i’m learning this so I don’t make a fool of myself, which happens quite often.
Uh..I got nothing. I would fuck AJ. That is all.
And I read the tequila story, stories like that are why I don’t drink tequila anymore. Jose and I are not on good terms.
Remmie from the last post -
Edinburgh v. Glasgow and violence.
Yeah my stepmother is from Edinburgh.
What a gloriously hateful woman. She can walk into a room of happy laughing people and 15 minutes later there’s a fistfight and she just stands back and smiles.
She can hold her arms out and birds come down from the trees and she calmly snaps their little necks.
Yeah…I do kinda have a crush on her. Does it show?
Topper, I think Applebee’s makes a fine steak. But when their steaks compete better with a place in London who supposedly has the best steaks on the island then that’s saying a bad thing for London.