jessica biel is frisky

February 19, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

You're gonna see a lot of pictures today of major movies stars in a slaughterhouse pretending to get a facial, but I bet this is the hottest one because it's got Jessica Biel. That’s her on her knees of course in this candid on the set of "Texas Chainsaw Massacre". It’s a sausage she's worshiping there, by the way. Not that kind pervert. An actual sausage. This guy had the right idea, but a sausage wouldn't work. When I volunteered at that school for the blind I would say it was a "popsicle". That's when you pull the ol' penis switch-a-roo. "I made brownies do you wanna lick the spoon" also works.

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