jessica simpson is mistaken

I’m not happy at all about Jessica Simpsons attitude these days, or any other hot chick who thinks they need to love themselves for who they are.  This is Hollywood, not Lane Bryant.  Jessica was once superhot, and she can be again if people would stop filling her head with self-esteem building garbage.  I see enough waddling asses when I go to the mall, I’m not gonna stare at them at work too.  Unfortunately she doesn’t seem to think there’s a problem.  Us magazine says…

Jessica Simpson's biggest concern about her performance Thursday at NYC's Madison Square Garden?  Her outfit.  "I've had times when my pants split right down the middle when I bent down to reach a note,” Simpson said.  “That's why I'm wearing a skort – not a skirt, not a short – just so they wouldn't split."

Yeah that must have been it.  It was the note.  Look, it's not like I’m asking Kirsten Dunst to get hot.  Obviously that’s never gonna happen.   You might as well ask a catfish to get hot, but Jess can do it, IF we all make fun of her constantly.  It's my new shame-based diet.