lindsay lindsay lindsay!

I guess Fox News has turned into some kind of Lindsay Lohan fan site because it seems they have a story on her every single day.  Today they have three little updates.  They start with mentioning that she threw a little hissy fit when Delta couldn't get her a first class seat out of Tampa Saturday morning.

…passengers laughed as the starlet acted incredibly entitled (and embarrassed), stomped around and warned a friend traveling with her: "you'd better come and visit me back there in case I die."

The reason you didn't hear about her dying is because Delta did eventually get her that life-saving first class seat.  Other than that it was a pretty normal weekend for Lindsay, meaning at no point did she do any work, she just fought with her girlfriend and got drunk in between cigarettes.  

…an angry-looking Lindsay hung out near Sam's D.J. booth chain-smoking until the early hours while shooting her dirty looks. According to our insider, Lohan continued to grab Ronson's blackberry obsessively and check her messages before an inevitable feud broke out. The two later headed to the ladies' to "sort it out" and came out smiling."They're always breaking up," a source close to the couple told Tarts. "Samantha won't let Lindsay go, she doesn't have a career without her."And while the party peeps all enjoyed shots of Patron, the "reformed" rehabber made a public display of only drinking Red Bull, although word has it that a secret stash of liquor was later found underneath Lilo's table.

And later at the Maxim party…

Linds kept a bottle of Patron hidden beneath her VIP table.

You know what would be more interesting than more Lindsay stories like this?  Anything.  Literally anything on earth.