Paris Hilton walked the red carpet at the Grammys last night, and holy crap she got skinny. Not that it matters. I can't keep track of all the different looks and styles shes had over the years, but they never work, she's still fug as hell. At this point her best bet would be to kill herself and roll the dice with reincarnation.
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No one really cares.
AIDS maks you skinny, right? Lets go with that.
Not skinny enough, if you ask me.
Umm, hasn’t Paris ALWAYS been skinny as hell?
At this point her best bet would be to kill herself and roll the dice with reincarnation.
Hopefully she comes back as an irrelevant celebutard. Oh wait–
she’ll come back as the cumstain on the back of an AIDS-infested child-molester in GenPop, if karma has anything to say about it.
For what she had, she did quite well. Plastic surgery was done tastefully, tits not too big for such a skinny one, took good care of skin and hair. She might not be the brightest star in the universe but she isn’t the worst hag either.
I can’t even lie.
I have always wanted to do her, still would.
Unfortunately Tito, they couldn’t do anything about those ginormous manhands of hers
The brain transplant wasn’t successful either, Doc. Ah, well, at least she is living proof that a human can live without higher brain functions.
Paris was always skinny as hell. Err.. why was she there again?
The brain transplant wasn’t successful either, Doc.
That’s what you get for trying to implant a chimp brain in a lower evolved organism
It is great that Paris is smaller, makes her easier to throw out my car window after I fuck the bejeezus out of her.
she just needs to do what her maker intended her to do and she’s built for….porn and more porn
that’s b/c each pound of genital wart burns almost twice as many calories per hour as a pound of fat or muscle
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When your job is pretty much to hang out at parties and suck dick, it’s easy to keep fit.
Damn you BSDC ….I was just going to type that
Goes with Option 2:
Someone told her that the new Digital Conversion will make it appear as if you are now 50lbs heavier on TV!!
(’eh, I got nuttin!)
Must be all that diet semen.
why does she stand like she has a cock in her ass?