The front row at a Fashion Week runway show used to be lined with fashion savvy stars like Victoria Beckham, Lenny Kravitz and Madonna. They were all paid to be there of course, but then the economy went to hell, and now you could find bigger names at a Georgia boat show. The New York Post says…
D-listers are warming the front-row seats where A-listers used to preen, McDonald's has replaced Starbucks, and goody bags are filled with K-Y Jelly instead of NARS cosmetics.
Where superstars Renée Zellweger and Jennifer Lopez once parked, now plop former hooker to the elite Ashley Dupre, sex-tape celeb Kim Kardashian, and "90210" graduate Tori Spelling.
Paris Hilton used to charge $50,000 to appear at just one show. Now she is showing up at shows this year for free airfare, hotel accommodations and $5,000 in free clothes.
Still seems like they’re overpaying for Hiltons dumb ass to sit there and look bored. She should be thrilled with airfare, hotel and KY. I would have started with gas coupons, my couch and spitting on her kitty. At best I'd trade the spit for a can of Pam.
I’d leave my girlfriend for either of them
Wait a second, people actually pay these dumb broads to come look at stupid clothes that no one will ever wear?
And for the record, I would have sex with every woman mentioned in this post.
Except Tori Spelling.
Ok, her too.
I wouldn’t even fuck these vaginal puss filled skanks with my worst enemy’s dick.
More Kate Beckinsale.
There is nothing about this that is interesting. Good news, my yawn will fit a cock
“I’d leave my girlfriend for either of them”
You must show no mercy.
Jeeeezus…in those last two pics, that looks like something from Madame Tussauds.
id snap all their frames at once
Doc, so can Topher’s fart.
“Good news, my yawn will fit a cock”
Bad news, my cock would fit while you were making a “kissy face”
I’m reminded of the wormy little Gestapo guy’s comment in Raiders of the Lost Ark:
“Shoot zem. Shoot zem all.”
Boo this
Apparently that NY hooker’s singing career is really taking off. Probably shoulda taken the million Larry Flynt offered her back when people cared.
Why do people wear sun glasses indoors? Why do people wear thier hoodies up indoors? Why do the make womens shoes sound like hooves when they walk(clomp, clomp, clomp)?
bring that yawn this way doc…you can tell me which body parts are cracking as i SNAP THE FUCKIN FRAME!
Headly, I prefer the one from Aliens…
“I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”
leftnut what is in that shit you smoke?
Rick I love you seriously and you seem like a nice guy–but go on a diet or shut up. Self deprecation only goes so far. Get in shape!
Rick I love you seriously and you seem like a nice guy–but go on a diet or shut up. Self deprecation only goes so far. Get in shape!
Scum: 1. Because they’re tools. 2. Because they’re tools. 3. So you know when they’re coming and can prepare the bat swing before they come around the corner.
Twice is nice