02.25.2009 paula abdul is really smart

Paula Abdul has a rare gift for never doing anything right, and that tradition continues today in an interview with OK magazine.  The New York Post says…

Paula isn't too keen on the addition of fourth judge Kara DioGuardi to "American Idol" this season.  It's nothing personal, she says - just business.
"Kara and I have known each other for years and we get along great.  But it doesn't work.  It takes up so much time for each of us to give our opinion that it slows down the pace of the show," she says.
As for her future on "Idol," Abdul is a little more cagey.
"It is the last season of my contract, and I have so many other things I want to do," she says.

The novelty of Paula Abduls idiocy wore off long ago.  I say more insightful stuff after I get my dick caught in my zipper.  When they cut to her, if she even says something about music in general it will be by sheer random chance.  They should get that cat that watches TV to replace her.  At least you would know the cat is watching the show, and you wouldn’t expect to go to the cat for any comments that made any sense.  And even if the cat just sat there and licked its nuts, that would still be way more than Paula adds.

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  1. scum 02/25/2009 13:05

    I like stuff.

  2. scum 02/25/2009 13:05

    Free stuff.

  3. scum 02/25/2009 13:06

    Give me stuff.

  4. scum 02/25/2009 13:06

    I like shelunking.

  5. CodPiece 02/25/2009 13:06

    I wish someone would punch her.

  6. scum 02/25/2009 13:06

    I flunked my ID test.

  7. scum 02/25/2009 13:09

    4 of the first five do I get a BOOBIE prize?

  8. Tito's Abdomen 02/25/2009 13:10

    Criss Angel - Believe. Yea, please hold while I digest my dinner.

  9. leftnutofjesus 02/25/2009 13:10

    some bitches only look good with three dicks in their mouth, post-mortem.

  10. DB's Treasure 02/25/2009 13:11

    I’d still fuck the dust out of her vagrino….and the voices out of her head.

  11. Slaappy got fingerbanged 02/25/2009 13:11

    Tv

  12. SuperB 02/25/2009 13:11

    TA, sorry…Criss is on the will fuck please list

    but speaking of the Luxor, the last time I was there I broke my toe 69 with some girl

    good times

  13. WhoDeaux 02/25/2009 13:11

    I have nothing to contribute to this post.

  14. yourmomsucks 02/25/2009 13:12

  15. Slaappy got fingerbanged 02/25/2009 13:12

    ê

  16. Zombie 02/25/2009 13:14

    I think yourmomsucks’ double line empty post tops my single line from the other day. Bra-fucking-vo.

  17. The PoolMan 02/25/2009 13:14

    I love fucking crazy chicks

  18. mephistopheles jefferson 02/25/2009 13:15

    In this picture she looks like Peter Pan and Capt. Hook’s transvestite son.

  19. Old_Perv 02/25/2009 13:15

    She has other things she wants to do…

    Look how well that worker out for Andy Richter

  20. WhoDeaux 02/25/2009 13:16

    Poolman -

    Clarify please.

    Do you mean you love chicks that are fucking crazy?

    Or fucking chicks that are regular crazy?

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