Star magazine says that Rihanna thought she was pregnant with Chris Browns baby in the days leading up to their fight, but she never told him because she thought he might react badly. Which makes sense considering he punched her in the eye just for throwing his keys.
Rihanna consulted an ob-gyn at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center after confiding to close friends that she suspected she was pregnant with Chris' baby.
(During the visit to the doctor, she was) wearing sunglasses and dressed in all black, she appeared nervous and upset. "She was extremely fidgety. She seemed totally uncomfortable."
It’s possible of course she was at the ob-gyn because she was pregnant but it could have been other things too. After we had sex for the first time my girlfriend told me the vagina will seal back up overnight sometimes and you have to have surgery to reopen it but the surgery is real expensive. That’s why she hangs out with that dude Marco so much. He'll come over and pick her up then drive her all over town and pay for all her drinks so she can save up and have sex with me again. Ha, what a sucker that guy is!
I’m sorry…where do ninja stereotypes come from again?
She is a cum whore…..but wait, so am I.
It’s time for Chris to push her down a flight of cobble stone steps….
WHAT??? It aint like he’d have a problem with that!
talk about HITTIN’ it
WhoD - It’s only more publicized because the white trash of this country who beat their women just the same have no discernible talents that pop culture rewards.
I suppose if trailer jumping and bluegrass become as popular as hip-hop and football, we’ll be seeing the bitchslapping stats equal out a little.
He’ll punch her in the uterus and make sure that devilkid won’t come out.
DB, nothing good in the auditorium, sorry man
I did get caught up on a lot of paperwork though…..yeah me…..that just sounded a little Topherish…no offense Topher, whats up dude
Yay…more idiotic people reproducing, JUST what we need.
Well said, Meph.
I withdraw the comment if it was offensive.
The banner pic is actually a screen cap from the upcoming “One Night In Rihanna” sex tape mysteriously leaked to the press.
Nothing offends me. I’m a scientist.
no one saw this coming… no siree
[insert eye-roll here]
This world does not need any more presidents….
Meph -
I bet some things offend you.
Like if I snuck into your lab and fucked with your test tubes and your, um, test tubes.
Or if I put a bunch of sardines in your lab coat pocket.
Or if I shit on your car seat while you were at work doing science.
meph makes the best point.
when drag racing and dueling banjos go mainstream,
i’m gonna be hitting up some relatives and slapping the shit out of some hos.
dj, that’s a nice slit in your avy
Whats up Zombie, WhoDeaux.
yay…DJ…where have YOUUUUUU been?
Its all makes sense now
R: Chris, I’m preggers its tours
CB: fuck that bitch I’m out of here
R: *throws car keys out the window* no Chris we need to talk about this
CB: BITCH ILL KILL YOU!
R: Chris i’m carrying our baby!
CB: not for long you whore!
Well hey there RoIdRaGe.
Nothing like easing back into the room with that obssessive stalker attitude.