A few new details today about Chris Brown and Rihanna. I always assumed Brown straight up punched her in the face, but it's still a little jarring to see the words written down in a newspaper. The Sun says…
The Umbrella singer, who may need plastic surgery, suffered “horrific” injuries after Brown allegedly punched her in the face in LA on Sunday. Cops have also revealed the nature of the 911 call that was made in the wake of the attack. Chief investigator Detective DESHON ANDREWS said: "It mostly recorded the sound of a screaming woman." Rihanna’s injuries were said to include a swollen and bruised face, bloody nose and a split lip, as well as bite marks on her forearm and hand.
And the Daily News essentially says the same…
Cops responding to a 911 call found her with a split lip and contusions on either side of her forehead. "She looked distraught and in a lot of pain. Her eyes were closed because she was looking down," a police source (said). The Daily News spoke to a witness Tuesday who heard the raucous fight explode outside her house: "I heard the screaming. It was loud," the homeowner said.
Honest to god the only way this week could get any worse for Chris Brown is if he somehow could date Chris Brown.
Wow, he took “I might just have to smack a bitch” to a whole new level
A now appropriate “Fist”
He’s just showing her how much he loves her.
That face … must resist the urge .. to kill..
She needs to look on the bright side and think of the plastic surgery like getting a new car except it’s her face.
Plastic surgery?
I know a good doctor in Brazil…
Me thinks Jay Z is putting together a plan to have this guy aerated by led. Piece of shit!
Protip: Chris, next time beat down someone less famous than yourself, that way people don’t care as much. Sad but true.
Chris Brown will need reconstructive surgery for his ass in a few months.
Maybe Usher’s wife can hook her up. She should get implants while they are at it… be efficient.
poor things, domestic violence is nothing to scoff about, though if I told him to suck my cock and he did not, I am sure I would smack him up to
(puts ipod on some Prodigy, SMACK MY BITCH UP)
BSDC with the win.
We need a WWTDD Seal of Quality for BSDC’s posts. Like the old Nintendo one that would be on games.
Is he taking a dump in the banner?
didnt she need it before this?
RR – i was thinking that too. you know jay z is gonna kill this kid for fuckign with his cash cow.
Do we really need to look and hear about this cock rag again?
*didnt she need it before this?*
no, she is one of only a handful of women that i would watch my taffy pull in her mouth
Cash Cow are we talking about beyonce now…. zing…
Greek, I believe you maybe right. That looks like the post Cleveland Steamer smile I see there.
“Sing for me, Chris Brown!”
“I..”
“That’s enough. Now bend over!”