she was bruised up last month too

By brendon February 11, 2009 @ 3:57 PM

The Us magazine that hits newsstands today claims Chris Brown may have roughed up Rihanna at least once before, and maybe as many as ten million times.  Okay I made up that last part.

Brown always had a "volatile" relationship with Rihanna.  A Rihanna confidant adds that bruises were clearly visible on the singer's neck in early December.  Alarmed, "I asked is everything was OK with her and Chris," says the pal. "She told me, 'We broke up again.' I didn't pursue the issue further."

With every new article this dude gets worse and worse.  Now the New York Times is reporting that he sold enriched plutonium to Libya and, in spring of 2005, he raped me.  AW I FUCKIN KNEW IT!

(198) Comments

  1. Subbarc 02/11/2009 16:14

    Well ASSBALLS

  2. Percival P. Stankass 02/11/2009 16:16

    2nd is the new first……..bitches!

  3. Mittens 02/11/2009 16:16

    What Would Chris Brown Do.com

  4. Percival P. Stankass 02/11/2009 16:18

    he’d kick your stankin ass!!!

  5. Jayms 02/11/2009 16:18

    Her lack of jaw-line is freaky.

  6. Cloak 02/11/2009 16:20

    Bitch just didn’t learn.

  7. Slaappy got fingerbanged 02/11/2009 16:22

    Hoodies chick needs an ass kicking too Chris.

    mmm thanks

  8. superfast 02/11/2009 16:23

    If he choked her and she passed out, woke up with him not around…. which is how the previous post read, shouldn’t he go down for attempted murder? This guy’s screwed.

  9. Mittens 02/11/2009 16:23

    Poll: While Rihanna take Chris back?

    Yes or No?

  10. Mittens 02/11/2009 16:24

    Will*…wow.

  11. Dr Drew 02/11/2009 16:27

    bitch just didn’t know when to shut her yap!

  12. BERTMAN 02/11/2009 16:32

    its funny, cuz all u girls stick with the dudes that beat u, instead of going with guys like me that just like to try anal.

  13. Slaappy got fingerbanged 02/11/2009 16:36

    ♪ Change my pitch up, smack my bitch up ♪

  14. Al (Ted) Bundy 02/11/2009 16:48

    A newly enhanced photo provided by the NSA clearly shows Chris Brown running away from the grassy knoll.

  15. hollywoodtrash 02/11/2009 17:07

    They should hang this little hood rat bitch. She’s an idiot too though. Eventhough they are out of the hood, they always have to bring it with them. Stupid animals.

  16. Ironman0509 02/11/2009 17:09

    This is not the first time he’s done this to her. She must have ridden the short bus before she dropped out of school.

  17. Big Papi 02/11/2009 17:14

    I very much would like to engage in sexual activity with her. She is rather attractive and she could sing songs while I put it in her shit hole.

  18. homo erectus 02/11/2009 17:47

    black males should have warning labels tattooed on their foreheads.

  19. el_jefe_tx 02/11/2009 18:03

    They’re born with a warning label…they’re black.

    ARREST BLACK BABIES BEFORE THEY GROW UP TO BE CRIMINALS!!!

  20. homo erectus 02/11/2009 18:07

    oh yeah.

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