Earlier this week there was a rumor that Mickey Rourke was now “dating” Courtney Love. Which apparently is news to Mickey Rourke, who told TMZ last night that he’d rather "be on a deserted island with a gorilla" than Love. When asked for a comment, Jennifer Love Hewitt said, well yeah, obviously, because the monkey would just eat the bananas and stuff, but Courtney would probably want some of the cake. Then someone explained that "deserted" meant "abandoned", not "frosted". It doesn't mean "turned into a dessert". And she said, what, no, no you take that back. TAKE IT BACK!
(Is Mickey grinding on Thandie Newton and then rubbing his balls? Of course he is. Why wouldn’t he be?)
fist
fist!
damnit!
Another Cris Brown post?
Looks like Courtney Love has been spending Nirvana’s earnings wisely.
Ok, I have no class or morals, that you know. I would bend ol Mickey Rourke over and show his\m a thing or two.
Why all the fisting?
Ah, Thandie, you’re a fine girl. What a good wife she would be…
I saw the baboon and my fist just puckered.
PS Scum, I just got that.
You could stab a man with these shoes.
I thought Rourke was nailing Evan Rachel Wood to which I would give him a high five.
And why does he always dress like a gay Spanish matador?
He’s not “rubbing his balls”. He’s chocking that chicken. And by “chicken” I mean his penis, not Thandie Newton.
I wish I could grab my cock full on in public. Whenever I do something it’s called a “disturbance of the peace,” or “breaking and entering”, or “willful and premeditated assault.” Fucking pigs.
Why do guys wear shoes with no socks? Pic#5
What the fuck does Jennifer Love Hewitt have to do with anything?
I can’t believe someone gave him a style award. Really? He’s a mess!
Does Courtney read tarot cards now?
Rourke’s next film will be called “Silverback Mountain”.
choice? aren’t they the same damn thing?
scum, let’s hope she turns over a Death card for herself, she looks about 3/4 the way there anyway.