02.20.2009 the winners list has leaked. maybe.

Actually there’s probably zero chance this list is the real list of Academy Award winners.  Some are saying it is or at least might be (like NBC in LA), but the Academy says it can’t be because there is no list.  There is no letter sent out like this to academy officers.  Which makes sense. Why would there be, unless the academy is a bunch of degenerate gamblers.  It doesn’t even look official.  The report card I faked in the 8th grade looked better than this, and according to that I got two Es (Excellence) and a ;D (winking happy face).

(409) Comments

  1. Cali27 02/20/2009 09:05

    figz?

  2. el_jefe_tx 02/20/2009 09:07

    nigz?

  3. Rick (with a silent P) 02/20/2009 09:08

    I guess that leaves me with pigz…how fitting…

  4. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 02/20/2009 09:08

    This news is important to me, maybe.

    Actually, I don’t give a shit.

  5. Cali27 02/20/2009 09:08

    i hope it is. kate Winslet is fantastic.

  6. ohmwrecker 02/20/2009 09:09

    Jigz?

    ::does a little shuffle::

  7. Pauly Dangerously 02/20/2009 09:09

    This is what I like “anal seepage”

  8. Death to Finkle! 02/20/2009 09:09

    It’s Hollywood. They’re ALL winners.

  9. SuperB 02/20/2009 09:09

    wake me up when there is something I might actually give a fuck about….

  10. yelraf 02/20/2009 09:09

    “id like to see a girl try to beat me and take my drugs. she’d learn a thing or two”

    Gear, have you met SuperB?

  11. ohmwrecker 02/20/2009 09:10

    Kate Winslet is fantastically fuckable.

  12. Cali27 02/20/2009 09:10

    SupB - your avi goes perfectly with that comment

  13. ohmwrecker 02/20/2009 09:11

    DB & Pauly, Are your avis cousins?

  14. GearJammer420 02/20/2009 09:11

    mr yelraf i have not met miss super b yet

  15. Tyrone Biggums 02/20/2009 09:11

    Cali, your avi goes perfectly with any comment.

  16. Pauly Dangerously 02/20/2009 09:11

    I got this list when I purchased a Star Map.

  17. RonDogg 02/20/2009 09:12

    Heath Ledger should not win.

    Of course he fucking will, however.

  18. yelraf 02/20/2009 09:12

    “Dear Officers of the Academy blah, blah, blah”? Since when do they send out a letter like that? They don’t. I thought the only people who knew were the accounting firm that did the tallying. Shenanigans are afoot, I say.

  19. Mac-Daddy 02/20/2009 09:12

    I love when people fuck up!

    As long as it doesn’t directly affect me, I might add!

  20. ohmwrecker 02/20/2009 09:12

    Yelraf & Pauly, I mean.

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