02.05.2009 this isnt helping

Jennifer Aniston is a lunatic.  Her obsession with Brad Pitt is well documented, even though they broke up 4 GD years ago.  But surely she’s stopped talking about it by now, right?  I'm joking of course.  Of course she hasn’t stopped talking about, as you can see in this interview with the cast of "He’s Just Not That Into You".

Drew Barrymore: I remember when I first started dating, the big thing was Radioshack answering machines. It was such a huge deal to run home and check your messages. And when you could actually check from another phone? That was, like, the craziest thing ever!
Jennifer Aniston: I still have the cassette tapes of messages from my first boyfriend, my second boyfriend, my husband… it’s like saving love letters.

Uuff.  You know what, whatever, all I can think right now is that every single person in this GD movie is 10 years past the time when they should have figured out dating.  Aniston is 20.  How fucking dumb are they?  Maybe the sequel could be about explaining algebra, then make it a trilogy with a movie about the responsibility that comes with credit cards.

(182) Comments

  1. heart rob 02/05/2009 06:37

    fuck you jennifer aniston!

  2. man bear pig 02/05/2009 06:38

    What a lovely man jaw she has.

  3. The_Greek_God_Testiclees 02/05/2009 06:38

    That is a tad but crazy….

  4. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 02/05/2009 06:38

    I still want to slam her and as long as her snatch doesn’t smell like gyros I think I’d be okay with those psycho tendencies.

  5. The_Greek_God_Testiclees 02/05/2009 06:39

    I would ride that crazy train till it quit though… just saying… all aboard. toot toot. oh yea I would stick some coal in the engine too, and blow the whistle while nknocking cows off the track while being higher than an amtrack conductor.

  6. Terd Ferguson 02/05/2009 06:39

    BAT
    SHIT
    CRAZY

  7. The_Greek_God_Testiclees 02/05/2009 06:39

    just saying.

  8. Terd Ferguson 02/05/2009 06:40

    That whole movie was made just so Jennifer could think about the title. It apparently did not work.

  9. Watt(Power) 02/05/2009 06:41

    Psycho groupie cocaine crazy!

  10. Terd Ferguson 02/05/2009 06:42

    Just announced in production -
    “Brad and Angelina have buck wild fuck sessions while Jennifer stays home eating Ben and Jerry’s while wearing sweat pants”
    George Clooney is set to star.

  11. Willie Beamin 02/05/2009 06:42

    TGGT I did lick some taint last night…How did you know?

  12. Rick (with a silent P) 02/05/2009 06:43

    wow…I could actually feel brain cells dying as I read the quotes from the interview…

  13. DB's Treasure 02/05/2009 06:43

    I wanna make a mess in her butthole.

  14. Willie Beamin 02/05/2009 06:44

    Clean up isle 4!!!

  15. Terd Ferguson 02/05/2009 06:44

    I never noticed she has a butt chin. Come to think of it, I have never noticed a butt chin on a chick before.

  16. SuperB 02/05/2009 06:46

    The crazy ones are always the best lays…

    in this case, uh not so much?

  17. Long_Duk_Dong 02/05/2009 06:46

    i want to flood her belly button

  18. JC 02/05/2009 06:46

    Angie should send Jen her latest sex tape. Starring a certain ex-hubby. Address it from a friend of Jen’s and label it something like “Our ski trip, must see” or something so she’ll be sure to watch it totally unprepared.

  19. Classy 02/05/2009 06:47

    There’s good crazy, then there’s “boil your dog while you sleep” crazy.

  20. Terd Ferguson 02/05/2009 06:47

    I’d rather fuck the ugly stoner girl. She does not look as good, but she won’t fucking remember you the next day and follow you around for 20 fuckin years.

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