ushers wife almost died

By brendon February 10, 2009 @ 12:21 PM

Ushers wife Tameka Foster is still hospitalized after complications from plastic surgery in Brazil, and no one can quite figure out what went wrong, except for the fact that she had plastic surgery in fucking Brazil.

The Brazilian news website G1 reported that Foster was rushed to the Sirio-Libanes Hospital's intensive care unit last Friday after a medical emergency during a liposuction operation.
She had suffered cardiac and respiratory arrest as she was being anesthetized for the cosmetic surgery, it said.
Foster had reportedly been put into an induced coma for 24 hours and was now recovering.

I have a picture in my mind when I think of medical care in Brazil.  Try and guess if it’s good.  Granted most of what I know about Brazil is what I saw in "City of God", but what kind of lunatic has surgery down there by choice?  I would let an American doctor with flippers who was balancing on a ball cut me before I’d even take an aspirin in South America.

(the pics are Usher getting a tat in vegas from mario barth inside mandalay bay)

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(164) Comments

  1. WMcStach 02/10/2009 13:06

    Hello.

  2. Watt(Power) 02/10/2009 13:06

    NIGZ AND PIGZ EAT FIGZ WHILE DANCING THEY JIGZ!

  3. Zombie 02/10/2009 13:06

    BSDC!

  4. Watt(Power) 02/10/2009 13:07

    You mother fucker

  5. Zombie 02/10/2009 13:07

    Got him again?

  6. Watt(Power) 02/10/2009 13:07

    Where’s BSDC?

  7. Flinchy 02/10/2009 13:10

    So “she” finally went through with the reassignment surgery.

    Where’s Usher going to get cock now?

  8. Watt(Power) 02/10/2009 13:10

    I tried to do a proper first in DB’s Absence and cuntboy had to go and ruin it

  9. Achmed the Dead Terrorist 02/10/2009 13:10

    wtf is with these millionare rappers going to obscure places for ELITE surgeres?

    Once a cheap Nigz always a cheap nigz!

  10. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 02/10/2009 13:10

    I tried making a list of things I give less of a shit about than Usher’s wife and all I could come up with was golf and opera.

  11. Watt(Power) 02/10/2009 13:11

    I laughed BSDC. Quality is one of your strongpoints.

  12. yelraf 02/10/2009 13:11

    Achmed, staying in the U.S. didn’t do Kanye’s mom a lot of good, maybe they figure it’s a tossup. The bitch with the 38KKK titties made it back alive, though.

  13. Watt(Power) 02/10/2009 13:12

    So wait what’s tomorrows theme?

    Sorry for bouncing around I didn’t take my meds this morning.

  14. ham sandwich 02/10/2009 13:12

    I would rather hear about Kanye West mom’s surgery again. What? She died? Exactly.

  15. TopherRyan 02/10/2009 13:12

    It must be Nigeria Week on WWTDD

  16. Watt(Power) 02/10/2009 13:13

    Ninja week?

  17. ham sandwich 02/10/2009 13:13

    yelraf you suck! not really.

    zombie, i missed the church joke that lnoj referenced earlier. can we see it again?

  18. Watt(Power) 02/10/2009 13:15

    Careful, we may get accused of being racist again.

    BTW where’s Maj. Pwnage?

  19. Zombie 02/10/2009 13:15

    I agree Watt. BSDC is one of the few that can pull off appearing in the opening comments with a quality post.

  20. SuperB 02/10/2009 13:15

    Nothing like saving a few bucks when RISKING YOUR LIFE WITH SURGERY….

    stupid ninjas

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