02.09.2009 what in the hell

I couldn't even guess how Brooke Hogan managed to get on the red carpet for the Grammys, but whatever.  Do we know for a fact that this is a woman?  I remember some bikini pictures from like two summers ago where the front of her bottoms looked oddly full.  If that wasn't a penis, then her vagina must look like something you'd see hanging out of an alligators mouth. 

(picture source = getty images)


(24) Comments

  1. Baphomet 02/09/2009 03:13

    No one really cares.

  2. preppeller 02/09/2009 04:03

    Her chin looks sturdy enough to use as a work-bench.

  3. AngusC 02/09/2009 04:46

    I don’t know why people front like they would not do her.
    I bet all of you would bang her like a champ.

  4. Komodo 02/09/2009 05:07

    Dude.

  5. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 02/09/2009 05:47

    Might as well let me walk to Grammy’s red carpet since I have about as much musical talent as this manly looking twat.

  6. RemSteale 02/09/2009 05:53

    Banner pic - Tranny’s gone wild, vol.6

  7. Achmed the Dead Terrorist 02/09/2009 06:11

    I’d still nail her ass.

    If it turns out she is a tranny…I just will refuse to do the reach-around!

  8. Sloppy Joe 02/09/2009 06:29

    Brooke is the kind of chick i’d bang hard and balls deep if i had been drinking absinthe for hours and she was kind enough to help me to my car. she’s also the kind of chick that my redneck meth cooking neighbor would marry and hate me for drunk banging that one night.

  9. Lothar of the Hill People 02/09/2009 06:57

    Her face looks like David Coverdale circa 1984.

    I remember when Poison’s first album came out, and a friend saw the cover and said, “Those chicks wear way too much makeup.”

    I’d turn it around and say, “That dude wears way too much makeup.”

  10. penny_dreadful 02/09/2009 07:16

    kabbalah? really? scientology wouldn’t take her?

  11. squirrel master 02/09/2009 07:45

    this bitch is def packin dick

  12. knkmom1011 02/09/2009 07:46

    She looks like Hulk Hogan in an evening gown! WTF!

  13. WMcStach 02/09/2009 08:45

    Ahhhh. Disgusting.

  14. Todders 02/09/2009 08:47

    She’s a MAAAAAAAAN BABY!!!

    But seriously, all Austin Powers references aside, she looks like Hulk Hogan with bigger pecs…

    check out this hilarious video of LARRY FLINT’S PORNO BAILOUT:

    http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/2/6/larry-flints-porno-bailout.html

  15. succotash 02/09/2009 09:30

    Recycle bitch, use a paper bag!

  16. Maj. Pwnage 02/09/2009 10:28

    just when you think this site can’t get more pathetic, the comments section of each new post turns into a chat board for a handful of desperate losers to banter about their sex lives back and forth and share microscopic dirty pictures of themselves. pitiful.

  17. Sgt_Jake 02/09/2009 10:33

    If this article is about Brook Hogan, why are you posting pictures of Stifflers Mom?

  18. Bulb 02/09/2009 10:54

    “Have you brought any fruits or vegetables onto the planet?”

    “TWO WEEKS”

  19. OShadey 02/09/2009 11:00

    She should get a role in M&M ads starring as “orange”

  20. randomperson 02/09/2009 12:27

    She looks like Cameron Diaz’ butch sister! Just look at the pic on the main page and tell me you don’t see it.

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