02.26.2009 whats photoshop?

Kelly Clarkson stopped by the BBC studios in London yesterday, and something was different from when I saw her on the cover of "My Life Would Suck Without You".  I can’t quite put my finger on it.  It's not the ear rings.  The lipstick?  Oh this is gonna haunt me all day.

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  1. Tito's Abdomen 02/26/2009 04:27

    My life is complete. First! I can now kill myself.

  2. lady garden 02/26/2009 04:30

    Lollipops

  3. Terrence Maddox 02/26/2009 04:49

    Dear Britney,

    Could you forward the name of your personal trainer/drug dealer/voodoo doctor to Kelly Clarkson?

    Thank you.

    Apparently all the flab that got sucked out of Britney’s ass when she got skinny again was dumped into a bucket, mixed with gravy, and sucked down by Kelly Clarkson.

  4. RemSteale 02/26/2009 05:04

    Well obviously the cover picture is before she wolfed down the lollipop and the one in the comfy dress is after…

  5. fukU 02/26/2009 05:11

    the Bloat and Pucker tool in Photoshop is AMAZING for fatties like this!

  6. fukU 02/26/2009 05:11

    LIQUIFY THE BITCH!

  7. fukU 02/26/2009 05:16

    true story:
    The assistant on the lollipop shoot tried to take away the lollipop from her - and he is now called 3-finger phil! he has obtained a lawyer.

  8. gabby jay 02/26/2009 05:16

    I see the Hamburglar has returned…

  9. someoneluvsu 02/26/2009 05:22

    Fuck you Carbohydrates!

    http://tinyurl.com/dg3vja

  10. Mr. O'Doyle 02/26/2009 05:22

    Roffles! Gabby Jay rules!

  11. Silverback 02/26/2009 05:26

    Looks like London to me. Ordinary heft for channel swimming.

  12. Terd Ferguson 02/26/2009 05:27

    It is like my before and after of what gets brought home after a rough nite at the bar. Actaully I still would not fuck the first photo, so nevermind.

  13. Dr Drew 02/26/2009 05:32

    should show her with a handful of Cadbury Easter Eggs.

  14. readykilowatt 02/26/2009 05:34

    What WILL those “Eat mor chikin” cows do next?

  15. Poopy Pants 02/26/2009 05:39

    I can’t believe there are no Chris Brown and Rihanna updates today!!! What’s wrong???

  16. ohmwrecker 02/26/2009 05:45

    Horizontal stripes?! Bitch is just asking for it.

  17. pepper 02/26/2009 05:46

    When asked, Kelly respond
    What’s Photoshop? Did you mean PORKCHOP?

  18. RemSteale 02/26/2009 05:49

    When asked Rihanna said “She obviously needs the love and attention of a good man. If I let my ass get that fat my man smack my head in. Thats true love!”

  19. pepper 02/26/2009 05:54

    Is Brend*n blowing his load early today?

  20. ohmwrecker 02/26/2009 05:54

    These photos were taken at a reunion of former American Idol winners. Where are the others, you ask? Kelly ate them.

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