02.09.2009 woof

Kelly Clarkson has eaten herself out of the career she could have had, but Clive Davis has remained loyal to her.  This can only mean two things.  One, her voice is too good to ignore.  Two, he’s planning to harvest her organs because he’s 190 years old.  

I made up the second one but how awesome would it be if that was it.

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  1. grubber 02/09/2009 03:44

    do not want!

  2. YourMomShouldOfSwallowedYou 02/09/2009 03:49

    I’d Fist Clive Davis

  3. YourMomShouldOfSwallowedYou 02/09/2009 03:49

    Dam, I fail.

  4. Komodo 02/09/2009 05:09

    Violet, you’re turning violet Violet!

  5. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 02/09/2009 05:46

    If I can’t jerk off to a female celebrity then they are worthless to me, just kill yourself Kelly.

  6. Achmed the Dead Terrorist 02/09/2009 06:03

    This is a sad sad sad day for my penis!

  7. One Sick Lady 02/09/2009 06:04

    Or, three: She gives good head. Somehow I doubt it (though she does seem good at stuffing her face) but isn’t that how all musicians/entertainers “make it” in showbiz?

  8. Sloppy Joe 02/09/2009 06:20

    She looks just like the waitress at Denny’s that i show my cock to under the table for an extra piece of bacon with my Grand Slam.

  9. VaginaOfParis 02/09/2009 06:29

    is it drafty in here?

  10. BatShitCrazy 02/09/2009 07:08

    I thought Mama Cass was dead?

  11. Discko 02/09/2009 07:49

    She looks like a fat 12 year old boy in a dress

  12. THE O.G. HATER 02/09/2009 07:50

    She looks like a lardass Julia Stiles.

  13. Discko 02/09/2009 07:50

    she looks like a fat 12 year old boy in a dress

  14. Komodo 02/09/2009 08:19

    Jimmy Dean™.

  15. WMcStach 02/09/2009 08:42

    Holy shit, she almost looks as old as her nasty, grotesque fucking mother. Yuck.

  16. WMcStach 02/09/2009 08:43

    Ops - I meant to post that last comment about Brooke; this bitch [Kelly] just looks like she ate Brooke and her mother.

  17. el_jefe_tx 02/09/2009 08:51

    She’s from Burleson, TX. That’s damn near the epicenter for white trash and trailer parks in the southwest. It was only a matter of time before the fluffy check-out girl from Walmart broke out.

  18. Mongro Jackson 02/09/2009 09:16

    She looks like an American Indian and a Chinaman gave birth to a baby named “Ug Lee”

  19. asdffdsa 02/09/2009 15:19

    http://www.wwtdd.com/photo.phtml?post_key=19021&photo_key=66731

    hoagie incoming

  20. i_put_the_ass_in_classic 02/19/2009 05:24

    i think jenny craig just found their new spoks person. way to go fat ass.

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