02.27.2009 yes, please do set up the clit

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1. 
   mimic 02/27/2009 08:35
   

   FIRST

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   WhoDeaux 02/27/2009 08:37
   

   Ooohhh…Someone I don’t know made a mistake like we all make and said a dirty word.

   NEXT!
3. 
   mephistopheles jefferson 02/27/2009 08:38
   

   I once asked a chick why she smelled like a bum’s asshole, but I’m pretty sure I did that on purpose.
4. 
   mimic 02/27/2009 08:40
   

   I can’t believe my first first was on this horrible boobless post.

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   WhoDeaux 02/27/2009 08:42
   

   I decided in my early 20s that if a woman wants to say she wants to be my friend instead of saying she doesn’t want to fuck me, I can respond by saying I have all the friends I want, I just wanted to fuck her.

   Try it sometimes. The delay as they try to process what you just said is priceless.

   This goes with what Meph said. It is vaguely related to the post.
6. 
   Terd Ferguson 02/27/2009 08:42
   

   The clit is a myth.
7. 
   leftnutofjesus 02/27/2009 08:44
   

   my name’s clint. so being 6′1 250 in high school, i was known as Big Clit.
   oh….and i never stopped talking about them at that age. the fascination never ends.
8. 
   A.M. Lumber 02/27/2009 08:44
   

   I have a cold, so I hear “P”s as “T”s….
9. 
   leftnutofjesus 02/27/2009 08:45
   

   whod,

   been there done that. they hate responding to that. and if they’re drunk, it’s so confusing to them, that they usually end up fucking you.
10. 
    mephistopheles jefferson 02/27/2009 08:46
    

    WhoD - Glad someone found a larger message in my post…I sure as hell couldn’t.
11. 
    TopherRyan 02/27/2009 08:46
    

    Calista Flockhart looks more and more like an alien each passing day
12. 
    leftnutofjesus 02/27/2009 08:47
    

    mimic, did you just try to hype a “board” website in your first post as well?

    if i were to judge first impressions, the arrow would lean toward asshattery.
13. 
    leftnutofjesus 02/27/2009 08:47
    

    is she still boning that really old dude?

    i’d make ground chuck out of that kitten.
14. 
    Headly 02/27/2009 08:49
    

    WhoD, agreed. “I got enough friends” with the cavalier attitude even sometimes brings em back into the “well, okay how bout we get nekked” mode.

    Don’t understand it, just trial and errored it most bullshit into success.
15. 
    Watt(Power) 02/27/2009 08:50
    

    Meh. Meh I say, meh!

    And re last thread, DD you are a fucking gem of a woman.
16. 
    leftnutofjesus 02/27/2009 08:50
    

    like i said, bitches are like playdoh.
    everything’s hunky dory until you stick your dick through it.
17. 
    Rick (with a silent P) 02/27/2009 08:50
    

    “mimic, did you just try to hype a “board” website in your first post as well?”

    lefty, go easy, dude may be referencing B’s first live-in and his sleep-pissing disorder…you know, giving us a PSA instead of an STD…a refreshing change…
18. 
    Silverback 02/27/2009 08:50
    

    Honest mistake there, she looks to be all clit and pointy bits these days.
19. 
    mimic 02/27/2009 08:50
    

    Not just my first post, every post till you fuckers sign up and post tits on it. It’s my sig now hehe

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20. 
    mephistopheles jefferson 02/27/2009 08:51
    

    I hate Calista Flockhart. I hated Ally McBeal, and I hate that fucking new show she’s on. I hate that she’s married to Harrison Ford, and I hate her mushface fucking grin and her spindly little legs. Instead of saying clit in front of her I wish Jimmy Kimmel had ralphed in her hair.

    I fucking hate Kimmel too.

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