03.02.2009 adam lambert might be gay

I used my Jump To Conclusions mat after seeing these pictures of American Idol finalist Adam Lambert on Vote for the Worst, because I wanted to know if he might be gay.  I landed on Accept It, so now it's official.  Burning Man is like the Gay Olympics, a race to see who can be the most amount of Gay.  Adam was the big winner, with his purple hair and glued on rhinestones and fairy dust makeup winning the gold medal, then smashing the world record when he shoved his tongue down another dudes throat.

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  1. I am a lady, you cuntface 03/02/2009 07:42

    I’m not convinced.

  2. fukU 03/02/2009 07:43

    kissing men makes you gay?

  3. fukU 03/02/2009 07:46

    you hear that Pepper- that does make you gay!

  4. RemSteale 03/02/2009 07:47

    So. Who cares??

  5. Dane Cook 03/02/2009 07:54

    @RemSteale

    I do!!! I like my beer cold, my women hot and my american idol singers heeeeeeeetero.

  6. RemSteale 03/02/2009 08:05

    You think a single one of the male winners has been straight??

  7. djtechsys 03/02/2009 08:06

    this is pretty non-shocking.

  8. GeneralDouchery 03/02/2009 08:08

    That is some pretty sloppy technique.

  9. HeyItsThatGuy 03/02/2009 08:21

    i went to high school with Adam and he was as gay then as he is now…

  10. spiffyville 03/02/2009 08:22

    Ugh thats all I have to say.

  11. thisiswhatidoatwork 03/02/2009 08:47

    not attractive in the least.

  12. POOLMAN 03/02/2009 08:47

    where is topher?

  13. TopherRyan 03/02/2009 08:54

    Here I am….and….no thanks.

  14. Terrence Maddox 03/02/2009 09:46

    I don’t know who or what the fuck this is, and I don’t care to find out.

  15. bonniekay 03/02/2009 09:55

    GROSS. YUK. Seriously, BendOn, all the shit going on in the world and you have to show THIS? What’s up????

  16. Jakey 03/02/2009 10:16

    Eh. It’s not like he’s keeping it a secret; according to Vote For the Worst this is stuff he posted online himself and he calls that dude his “lover.” WHAT DETECTIVE COULD CRACK THIS CASE????

  17. KeithLee 03/02/2009 11:13

    Lover or not, this guy sucks! He’s not Pop, not Rock, he’s Rock-Opera. Does the world need another Meatloaf or Styx?

  18. Tall_Hot_Smurf 03/02/2009 11:40

    he’s not a good singer
    and he is totally gay

  19. JohnPaulus 03/02/2009 13:03

    He is an AWESOME singer and who cares if he’s gay. I have a few pictures of him in Drag and he looks great: http://adamlambert411.blogspot.com/

  20. Peter Francis Geraci 03/02/2009 14:02

    Nice Holy Man reference. that was top notch eddie murphy

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