MADONNA - may adopt another child from the African country of Malawi because she wants her son David Banda (adopted from Malawi in 2007) to, “always stay connected to his Malawian culture. He has a big map of Africa in his room with lots of arrows pointing to Malawi.” Holy Shit. A map and arrows? Lots of them? She’s done an amazing job keeping him connected to his culture. Get him a push pin and he’ll think he never left. (source = Reuters)
JENNA JAMESON - she gave birth for the first time today, to twin boys, with MMA fighter Tito Ortitz. Jameson was pregnant once five years ago but miscarried. “It was all in God's plan,” she said. Probably because of all the whoring. (source = Us.com)
ANDY SAMBERG - On March 31st, Samberg will host the 2009 MTV Movie Awards, which is like the Academy Awards, except retooled for A.D.D. retards with shitty taste in movies. (source = E! online)
DAVID FINCHER - The first look at the animated film from David Fincher is now online. “The Goon” follows a mob enforcer and his sidekick as they battle monsters. Like, zombies, I suppose. And ghosts. Mermaids. Maybe the monster of Illiteracy. Or Eskimos, and litterbugs. This is gonna be a long movie. (source = empire online)
id slam.
Madonna also stays connected to her Italian roots by only waxing her upper lips every other week.
Didn’t Madonna become pointless ten years ago? What makes you think we want to read posts about her here new asshole? Dad Gum this website is going down faster than DB on a fat chick. Where’s Cali’s ass when I need something hot and out of reach to look at?
Me no function without pictures relevant to the story.
Btw, I like porn.
In other news… no one gives a rats hairy ass about these stories…. no snark here.
In other news in 18 years Jenna Jameson will have a threeway with her two sons after a nice Sunday dinner.
That’s great. Madonna is thinking of stealing adopting another niglet.
Glad to see she is staying close to her British roots by not losing her British accent.
Oh, what’s that? She’s NOT British? Madge, you are such a trickster!
Jenna was only in labor for 3 minutes, as she was able to deliver twins that came out side-by-side.
Sometimes it pays to have a
stretchednice tight box.What a sellout cunt with these pussy whipped shameless plug stories.
If nothing else, that last story oughta give Zombie a big(ger) head.
I’m still not wearing any pants!
- On March 31st, Andy Samberg will host the 2009 MTV Movie Awards, which is like the Academy Awards, except retooled for ADD retards with shitty taste in movies. (source = E! online)
In other words, exactly like the Academy Awards…
Your joke about Jenna Jameson miscarrying is really tactless. I’m a long-time reader, and it made me cringe. I expect better from you guys.
if this sort of tasteless continues, i’m canceling my subscription to the “new yorker” and i will urge my bible study group to do the same
on a more sensitive note, sometimes miscarriage happens because something is wrong with the pregnancy and it is natural for a woman’s body to want things to come out perfectly, and only carry a viable life to term.
and sometime its God saying “NO, No you vile filthy disgusting thing, you WILL NOT reproduce, the world wants not for your wretched spawn”
but fertility drugs beat god like scissors beats papers. hooray science!
I am pleased for Jenna Jameson-i just hope neither twin has Tito’s head
Debbie99…..
I’m sorry you were offended….but some people like to ridicule whoring……
….mostly those people who can’t score…..
Somejackass….
Fertility drugs????
….you mean like Peppermint Schnappes???
Fertility drugs because her vagina was broken.
The drugs kickstarted it like an offboard motor on the Octo-Cunt.